Viva la Bam Quotes
A show that follows Bam Margera (of Jackass and CKY fame) in his attempts to anger his parents. Unlike CKY or Jackass, Viva La Bam focuses mainly on the torture of Bam's parents and less on harmful stunts.
Bam's Uncle: I wanna get leaning leaning tower of pizza and I'll be happy
Bam Margera: The Leaning Tower of what?
Bam's Uncle: Pizza
Bam Margera: Spell It
Bam's Uncle: P-I-Z-Z-A. Pizza. It's like a spelling bee you know. Pizza.
Bam Margera: Vito the whole world is laughing at you right now
Bam's Uncle: No they're not Bam. That's how you spell pizza. P-I-Z-Z-A.
Bam Margera: Yeah, that's how you spell "pizza" it's not The Leaning Tower of pizza, jackass!
Bam's Uncle: That's where it came from, Bam, Italy. You don't know nothing abou Italy.
Bam Margera: [Hangs head laughing]
Bam Margera: The Leaning Tower of what?
Bam's Uncle: Pizza
Bam Margera: Spell It
Bam's Uncle: P-I-Z-Z-A. Pizza. It's like a spelling bee you know. Pizza.
Bam Margera: Vito the whole world is laughing at you right now
Bam's Uncle: No they're not Bam. That's how you spell pizza. P-I-Z-Z-A.
Bam Margera: Yeah, that's how you spell "pizza" it's not The Leaning Tower of pizza, jackass!
Bam's Uncle: That's where it came from, Bam, Italy. You don't know nothing abou Italy.
Bam Margera: [Hangs head laughing]
Bam Margera: Looks like we're ready for Monaco. Ready to go outside?
Bam's Uncle: Yeah Bam I just wanna go to the beach.
Bam Margera: Do you know the rules of Monaco?
Bam's Uncle: Naw they got stupid rules...
Bam Margera: You cant talk loud.
Bam's Uncle: ...itza stupid kazixta stupid country, datzall i know.
Bam Margera: -whispering- Whisper.
Bam's Uncle: Whisper What?
Bam Margera: -whispering- Whisper, Shhhhh.
Bam's Uncle: What whisper then we'll get outta this town, and I can get outta this suit if I whisper?
Bam Margera: -whispering- Yes whisper.
Bam's Uncle: -whispering- I'll whisper lets go... I hate Monaco... Pistachio... Pistachio.
Bam's Uncle: Yeah Bam I just wanna go to the beach.
Bam Margera: Do you know the rules of Monaco?
Bam's Uncle: Naw they got stupid rules...
Bam Margera: You cant talk loud.
Bam's Uncle: ...itza stupid kazixta stupid country, datzall i know.
Bam Margera: -whispering- Whisper.
Bam's Uncle: Whisper What?
Bam Margera: -whispering- Whisper, Shhhhh.
Bam's Uncle: What whisper then we'll get outta this town, and I can get outta this suit if I whisper?
Bam Margera: -whispering- Yes whisper.
Bam's Uncle: -whispering- I'll whisper lets go... I hate Monaco... Pistachio... Pistachio.
Bam's Mom: [after Bam and friends fill April's car with snow] I'm gonna have to call a cab
Bam Margera: There is no cab companies in West Chester
Bam's Mom: I'm gonna call the Purple Cab Company
Bam's Crew: I've never heard of Purple Cab. There's only Rainbow Cab.
Bam's Mom: [Few moments later April drives up the drive in Bam's purple Lambo] -in mocking tone- "There's no Purple Cab company"
Bam Margera: [Everybody laughing] Get out of that!
Bam Margera: [Bam chases the car for a moment as April drives away] I was gonna throw a snowball at it but then I remembered it was mine!
Bam Margera: There is no cab companies in West Chester
Bam's Mom: I'm gonna call the Purple Cab Company
Bam's Crew: I've never heard of Purple Cab. There's only Rainbow Cab.
Bam's Mom: [Few moments later April drives up the drive in Bam's purple Lambo] -in mocking tone- "There's no Purple Cab company"
Bam Margera: [Everybody laughing] Get out of that!
Bam Margera: [Bam chases the car for a moment as April drives away] I was gonna throw a snowball at it but then I remembered it was mine!
