Kissing a man with a beard is a lot like going to a picnic. You don't mind going through a little bush to get there!
The scruffier your beard, the sharper you need to dress.
I don't like myself without a beard.
I hope people think of me as a bit older. I do have a beard. That makes me look very old.
I grew my beard out a little bit just to show that, indeed, I am a man.