This is Red Barber speaking. Let me say hello to you all. Red Barber
Beckham? His wife can't sing and his barber can't cut hair. Brian Clough
Being a barber is about taking care of the people. Anthony Hamilton
When Reg died and we first looked into getting a new dog, I was adamant we should pick up a mongrel from an animal-rescue shelter. It's not only that they're usually healthier and have better temperaments, they also fit with my world view - I prefer a ballpoint to a fountain pen, a barber to a hair stylist, and camping over glamping. Mark Barrowcliffe
I really can't be bothered going to a barber. And shaving every morning, that's nightmarish. I spent my teenage years covered in tiny little bits of toilet paper. Alan Moore