Bill Hicks — American Comedian born on December 16, 1961, died on February 26, 1994

William Melvin "Bill" Hicks was an American stand-up comedian, social critic, satirist, and musician. His material, encompassing a wide range of social issues including religion, politics, and philosophy, was controversial, and often steeped in dark comedy. He criticized consumerism, superficiality and banality within the media and popular culture, which he characterized as oppressive tools of the ruling class that keep people "stupid and apathetic"... (wikipedia)

I don't do drugs anymore... than, say, the average touring funk band.
There is no such thing as death; life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves.
Your denial is beneath you, and thanks to the use of hallucinogenic drugs, I see through you.
Watching television is like taking black spray paint to your third eye.
Women priests. Great, great. Now there's priests of both sexes I don't listen to.