Deadbeat Dad Funny Quotes

I'm the one person who wears the words 'hustle, loyalty, respect' on my T-shirts and merchandise. My audience is children. It's very flattering to see a kid wear your T-shirt; it's even more flattering to have a dad come up to you and say, 'I watch you with my kid. Keep doing what you're doing. You're a role model for my son.' John Cena

Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive. Elbert Hubbard

My first outdoor cooking memories are full of erratic British summers, Dad swearing at a barbecue that he couldn't put together, and eventually eating charred sausages, feeling brilliant. Jamie Oliver

Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else. Margaret Mead

I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you. Robin Williams

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