People call me a feminist whenever I express sentiments that differentiate me from a doormat or a prostitute.
As women, we need to remember: don't be a doormat!
I'm not just a doormat. I'm not just being stepped on all over the place. If you look at the bulk of my material, it's about trying to find some strength through that.
I myself have never been able to find out precisely what feminism is: I only know that people call me a feminist whenever I express sentiments that differentiate me from a doormat.
Don Rickles and I are best friends. I know that might seem strange to those who know Don only by reputation, but somebody has to be his friend. Just to make sure I don't forget, Don gave me a doormat that sits just outside the front door of my house. It reads: 'The Newharts: The Rickleses Best Friends.'
I only know that people call me a feminist whenever I express sentiments that differentiate me from a doormat or a prostitute.
I'm a bit of a tomboy, but when it comes to love I am a doormat.
My inbox and doormat are full with emails and letters from people who want me to endorse their Higgs board game or to inaugurate the walkway of their new office atrium. There's even a microbrewery in Barcelona which wants to know what my favourite beer is so they can brew a similar one in my honour. It is quite mad.
God is not a doormat, nor should anyone else be a doormat.