Fred Allen — American Comedian born on May 31, 1894, died on March 17, 1956

Fred Allen was an American comedian whose absurdist, topically pointed radio program The Fred Allen Show made him one of the most popular and forward-looking humorists in the Golden Age of American radio... (wikipedia)

An advertising agency is 85 percent confusion and 15 percent commission.
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in church. They're afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs.
The first time I sang in the church choir; two hundred people changed their religion.
I play a musical instrument a little, but only for my own amazement.