Having a baby is a life-changer. It gives you a whole other perspective on why you wake up every day.
Having a baby is one of the most wonderful things in your life, as well as the hardest thing in your life.
I always imagined that having a baby is something that I'm going to keep in a private place, but maybe my curse is that all I'm going to want to do is tell everybody about what my birth process was like and what my children's nightmares are.
When you see a merger between two giants in a declining industry, it can look like the financial version of a couple having a baby to save a marriage.
Stand-up comedy is a sickness. Who wouldn't want a room full of people laughing and screaming at you just because of who you are? Nothing is as good, except maybe having a baby.
Having a baby dragged me, kicking and screaming, from the world of self-absorption.
I now need to take a very aggressive approach to having a baby.
A woman can tell me about her having a baby, but I'll never know what it is to have a baby.
At the age of 16 I was already dreaming of having a baby because I felt myself to be an adult, but my mum forbid it. Right now, I feel like a teenager and I want to have fun for one or two more years before starting a family.
The difference between writing a book and being on television is the difference between conceiving a child and having a baby made in a test tube.