Jerry Seinfeld Quotes

Jerry Seinfeld — American Comedian born on April 29, 1954,

Jerome Allen "Jerry" Seinfeld is an American comedian, actor, writer, and producer. He is known for playing a semifictional version of himself in the sitcom Seinfeld, which he co-created and co-wrote with Larry David. For its final two seasons, they were also co-executive producers... (wikipedia)

It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.

We want to do a lot of stuff; we're not in great shape. We didn't get a good night's sleep. We're a little depressed. Coffee solves all these problems in one delightful little cup.

There is no such thing as fun for the whole family.

Make no mistake about why these babies are here - they are here to replace us.

Now they show you how detergents take out bloodstains, a pretty violent image there. I think if you've got a T-shirt with a bloodstain all over it, maybe laundry isn't your biggest problem. Maybe you should get rid of the body before you do the wash.

Jerry Seinfeld Quotes

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