Joan Rivers — American Comedian born on June 08, 1933, died on September 04, 2014

Joan Alexandra Molinsky, known as Joan Rivers, was an American actress, comedian, writer, producer, and television host noted for her often controversial comedic personawhere she was alternately self-deprecating or sharply acerbic, especially toward celebrities and politicians... (wikipedia)

I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
I enjoy life when things are happening. I don't care if it's good things or bad things. That means you're alive.
I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again.
Thank God we're living in a country where the sky's the limit, the stores are open late and you can shop in bed thanks to television.
Every comedian is furious. Age makes me angry. I'm unhappy at not being able to open packages anymore. I'm angry that libraries have gone. I hate children on planes. I'm very shallow, so they tend to be little things. To be honest, I think I was probably angry the day I was born, you know, about diapers or something.

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