There are only two real ways to get ahead today - sell liquor or drink it. W. C. Fields
Its liquor is like the sweetest dew from Heaven. Lu Yu
Better belly burst than good liquor be lost. Jonathan Swift
Most cocktails containing liquor are made today with gin and ingenuity. In brief, take an ample supply of the former and use your imagination. For the benefit of a minority, it is courteous to serve chilled fruit juice in addition to cocktails made with liquor. Irma S. Rombauer
This is the point being missed by readers who lament Liquor's lack of hot sex scenes, probably because they aren't old enough to understand that a passionate relationship could be about anything other than sex. Poppy Z. Brite