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I have a wonderful assistant. I tell her I need four amputees and a midget, and she finds them.
Call me a midget, but just be real. I am all for correct terms, but please don't tiptoe around feelings. Don't be too careful, because that shuts you off from people.
Wearing a turtleneck is like being strangled by a really weak guy, all day. Wearing a backpack and a turtleneck is like a weak midget trying to bring you down.
The one thing little people don't like is the 'M' word, 'midget.'
If you hit a midget on the head with a stick, he turns into 40 gold coins.
If you want a midget to look like a baby, don't put a cigar in his mouth.
I assure you that the training that you get in a midget, in a sprint car and perhaps in a Silver Crown car is really the kind of experience that makes you into a damn good race driver.
Day baseball is now dead for all practical purposes. Sooner or later, the game will be played in its entirety at night, and as I've said before, then baseball will be squarely in the amusement, the entertainment business along with wrestling, midget auto racing and the trotting tracks.
How can you have a rock n' roll circus without a midget?
She was good at playing abstract confusion in the same way that a midget is good at being short.
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