I have a wonderful assistant. I tell her I need four amputees and a midget, and she finds them.
Call me a midget, but just be real. I am all for correct terms, but please don't tiptoe around feelings. Don't be too careful, because that shuts you off from people.
Wearing a turtleneck is like being strangled by a really weak guy, all day. Wearing a backpack and a turtleneck is like a weak midget trying to bring you down.
The one thing little people don't like is the 'M' word, 'midget.'
If you hit a midget on the head with a stick, he turns into 40 gold coins.