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The great thing about candy is that it can't be spoiled by the adult world. Candy is innocent. And all Halloween candy pales next to candy corn, if only because candy corn used to appear, like the Great Pumpkin, solely on Halloween.
My most memorable meal is every Thanksgiving. I love the food: the turkey and stuffing; the sweet potatoes and rice, which come from my mother's Southern heritage; the mashed potatoes, which come from my wife's Midwestern roots; the Campbell's green-bean casserole; and of course, pumpkin pie.
Instead of doing cinnamon, nutmeg, and all those baking spices I'll have one spice that's for sweets, and that's pumpkin pie spice.
I would rather sit on a pumpkin and have it all to myself, than be crowded on a velvet cushion.
I like sugar, be it candy, this season's pumpkin chocolate chip bars, or wine. Sugar is bad for me. It just sits on my tummy, causing my middle child Esme to ask if we are having a fourth baby. Rude!
Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie.
I think people fetishize glasses in general. You could put glasses on a rotting pumpkin and people would think it was sexy.
Everything is for sale in Hollywood; the fairy tale, the costume, the pumpkin, the footman and the mice.
I like to make pies. That's kind of my new obsession - peach, blueberry, apple, strawberry. I make a really good pumpkin pie with real pumpkin.
Only the knife knows what goes on in the heart of a pumpkin.
