Rita Mae Brown — American Writer born on November 28, 1944,

Rita Mae Brown is an American writer and feminist. She is best known for her first novel Rubyfruit Jungle. Published in 1973, it dealt with lesbian themes in an explicit manner unusual for the time. Brown is also a mystery writer and screenwriter... (wikipedia)

Virginia Woolf said that writers must be androgynous. I'll go a step further. You must be bisexual.
As a woman, I find it very embarrassing to be in a meeting and realize I'm the only one in the room with balls.
I became a lesbian because of women, because women are beautiful, strong, and compassionate.
No animal on the face of the earth could conceive of taxation. You and I work roughly six months a year to pay our local, state and federal taxes. If nothing else, this should convince you that animals are smarter than people.
You can't be truly rude until you understand good manners.