Tom Leykis Quotes

Tom Leykis — American Entertainer born on August 01, 1956,

Thomas Joseph "Tom" Leykis is an American talk radio personality best known for hosting The Tom Leykis Show from 1994 to 2009, and April 2012 to the present. The show follows the hot talk format, which brought Leykis much success, particularly in the Southern California radio market. Due to the provocative nature of the show, Leykis has often been described as a shock jock. The show's best-known feature is "Leykis 101", in which he purports to teach men "how to get laid" while spending the least amount of time, money, and effort... (wikipedia)

There's some benefit to being happy in your life. Of looking around and saying, 'This is mine.'

I'm looking forward to providing the men of Seattle with an evening where they can kick back, light up a cigar and enjoy a night to themselves. Women, we can't technically keep you out, but please stay at home.

There's a difference... between the kind of woman you would bang and the kind of woman you would marry.

I don't just preach; I put my money where my mouth is!

There really is no Johnny Carson anymore. There is no one place a comedian can appear and explode.