Woody Allen — American Director born on December 01, 1935,

Heywood "Woody" Allen is an American actor, comedian, filmmaker and playwright, whose career spans more than 50 years... (wikipedia)

The talent for being happy is appreciating and liking what you have, instead of what you don't have.
I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers.
I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government.
I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.
Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.