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Two hardened criminals get into trouble with the US border patrol after meeting with a Mexican drug lord, and then revelations start to unfold.
Bobby: You never heard the saying, never rob a bank across from a diner with the best donuts in three counties?
Stig: They're torturing chickens, man! Bobby: What is that you're eating. Stig: A chicken.
[from trailer] [Bobby and Stig have each other in a sleeper hold] Bobby: All right, all right! On the count of three, we'll let each other go. Stig: All right. Bobby: One, two, three. [nothing happens] Stig: Now you're making me not be able to trust you.
Bobby: I guess we can both talk to him at the same time. Stig: What, like we're working together? Bobby: No, not like we're working together. Stig: [excitedly] Yeah! Bobby: No, like we're working in the same, uh vicinity. Stig: Together. Bobby: In the same... area code. Stig: Together. Bobby: The same county.
Bobby: [to waitress] I'm very sorry about my friend. He was kicked in the head as a child.
[from trailer] Stig: [to Bobby] You're my people and we have a code. You fight for the guy that's fighting next to you.
Bank Manager: I'm innocent. Earl: Nobody's innocent, friend. There just the guilty, the ignorant, and the unlucky.
[from trailer] Bobby: So, partner, what's your plan? Stig: I got a plan. I mean, I'm capable of coming up with a plan. Bobby: I'm not saying you're not capable. I'm just saying you haven't told me. What is it? Stig: I'm working on it! [beat] Stig: Screw it. [Stig floors it sending the cops after them] Bobby: That was your plan? Stig: No one expected it! You should have seen your face!
[from trailer] [Stig crashes into Bobby in a truck] Bobby: Pull over! Stig: Did you miss me?
Admiral Tuwey: When the hand has gangrene, you chop it off to save the body. You don't keep the pinkie around just because it "meant well".
Earl: You're still a drug dealer. And I'm still the government of the United States. It's a free market, Manny. Not a free world.
[last lines] Stig: You know, for a guy who just blew up $43 million, all of a sudden you are a very generous tipper. Bobby: Who said I blew up $43 million? Stig: What *are* you saying? Bobby: I'm not saying anything. What are you hearing? Stig: I'm hearing something. You're saying something. Bobby: Well, if you're hearing it, it's only because you're hearing it, not 'cause I'm saying it. Stig: How much did you keep? Two million? That's like one each. Bobby: Oh so now you get half? Stig: Well, I shot half the guys. Bobby: So? Stig: Two million? Bobby: [winks]
Officer Dave: Who is that guy? FBI Agent: You've heard of the hidden hand of God? Well, that's God's son of a bitch.
Earl: [holding guns on DEA commander] Your man Bobby Trench stole 43 million of our dollars. We'd like it back. Because it's our money. Because it's a blatant act of disrespect. And because it's our money.
Earl: You ever play Russian roulette? [as he removes all but one bullet] Earl: Thing is, most people put the gun to the temple. Well, that's just stupid. You blow a man's head off 'fore he's had a chance to tell you what you wanna know. Bobby: Mess up your suit, too.
Stig: It's not very sporting, man. At least give the chickens a chance to shoot back.
Admiral Tuwey: Blind loyalty is not loyalty.
Stig: Just because you put your finger in your belly button and brown shit comes out don't mean it's your asshole.
Jessup: I don't like coming to funerals of my own men. Bobby: Well then don't come. Don't come.
Deb: [guns drawn on each other] Bobby? Bobby: You said, stop by any time.
[repeated line] Papi Greco: Payback is a bitch.
Bobby: Did you just wink at him? Stig: I did just winked at him 'cause he's my bitch now! Bobby: Uh-oh!
Deb: Did you ever love me? Bobby: I really meant to love you.
Bobby: If Papi knew we were even talkin' about rippin' off Tres Cruces it would be **our** heads in that bag next to the potato salad. Stig: No way. Our two heads would never fit in a bag that small.