A. P. Herbert — English Statesman born on September 24, 1890, died on November 11, 1971

Sir Alan Patrick Herbert CH , also known as A. P. Herbert or simply A. P. H., was an English humorist, novelist, playwright and law reform activist who served as an independent Member of Parliament (MP) for Oxford University from the 1935 general election to the 1950 general election, when university constituencies were abolished... (wikipedia)

The concept of two people living together for 25 years without a serious dispute suggests a lack of spirit only to be admired in sheep.
A high-brow is someone who looks at a sausage and thinks of Picasso.
People must not do things for fun. We are not here for fun. There is no reference to fun in any Act of Parliament.
An Englishman never enjoys himself, except for a noble purpose.
The critical period of matrimony is breakfast-time.