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The story of what happens after a master thief achieves his last big score, when the FBI agent who promised he'd capture him is about to do just that.
Stan Lloyd: It's okay to be happy to see me. Just because you're English doesn't mean you need to hide your emotions. Max Burdett: I'm Irish. We let people know how we feel. Now fuck off.
[Lola suspects Max is trying to pull another heist off] Lola Cirillo: You're cheating on me, Max. Maybe not with another woman, but with diamond.
[Stan is putting suntan lotion on Max] Stan Lloyd: Don't you want me to coat everything? [Max's fishing pole starts to move] Max Burdett: My pole! Stan Lloyd: No way, man! I'm only doing your back!
Max Burdett: Give me a Jack on the rocks. It doesn't have a fancy name, but if it was good enough for Frank, it's good enough for me. Luc: Frank? Who's Frank? Max Burdett: Sinatra. Luc: Did Frank take an umbrella? Max Burdett: [laughing] Not even when it was raining.
Henri Mooré: The pleasures derived from financially procured female companionship
Stan Lloyd: I love these ramoras, man!
Stan Lloyd: The world is divided up between people who like to watch the sunset and those who don't. Stan Lloyd: People like you are never happy. Stan Lloyd: You're anxious, type-A, egocentric perfectionists who can't sit still and die alone with a million bucks and a thousand regrets. Stan Lloyd: The people who can relax, enjoy the sunset, hold hands at the end of the day... Stan Lloyd: They're the happy ones.
[Max and Lola are eating at a restaurant with an American couple and are discussing their businesses] Wendell: My family's been in manure for three generations. Max Burdett: No shit.
[Max and Lola are eating at a restaurant with an American couple] Ed: Sheila and I like to swap. Lola Cirillo: Swap? Ed: We like to have sex with other couples. Max Burdett: Check please!
Stan Lloyd: [after emptying his revolver into a shark Max caught] You have the right to remain silent!
Stan Lloyd: Just because you're English doesn't mean you have to hide your emotions. Max Burdett: I'm Irish, we let people know how we feel. Now fuck off.
Ed: So, uh, what kind of business are you in, Max? Max Burdett: I have a bunch of sweatshops in the Philippines. Ed: Oh. Sheila: Oh. Max Burdett: You should see those kids make those hats.
Henri Mooré: I'm Henri Mooré. Max Burdett: You're American. Henri Mooré: Yes, actually it's Moore. I put a little thingy on the e. Matches the scene.
Max Burdett: This is the first diamond I ever bought. Will you marry me? Lola Cirillo: I want the receipt...