Alan Partridge: Alpha Papa Quotes
When famous DJ Alan Partridge's radio station is taken over by a new media conglomerate, it sets in motion a chain of events which see Alan having to work with the police to defuse a potentially violent siege.
Police Officer: [reading from transcript of radio conversation] 01:00 Partridge: I wish this was abroad because it would make a brilliant 'Banged Up Abroad'
Police Officer: Farrell: What's 'Banged Up Abroad'?
Police Officer: Partridge: You don't know 'Banged Up Abroad'?
Police Officer: Farrell: No
Police Officer: Partridge: Everyone knows 'Banged Up Abroad'
Police Officer: Farrell: I don't, what is 'Banged Up Abroad'
Police Officer: Partridge: You seriously don't know 'Banged Up Abroad'? You have to be shitting me
Police Officer: Farrell: I've never even heard of 'Banged Up Abroad'
Policewoman: Just get to the bit where they stop saying 'Banged Up Abroad'
Police Officer: Sidekick Simon: I once banged up a broad
Police Officer: Partridge: That's the best you've got, even with a gun to your head?
Policewoman: He's got a gun to his head?
Police Officer: Farrell: What's 'Banged Up Abroad'?
Police Officer: Partridge: You don't know 'Banged Up Abroad'?
Police Officer: Farrell: No
Police Officer: Partridge: Everyone knows 'Banged Up Abroad'
Police Officer: Farrell: I don't, what is 'Banged Up Abroad'
Police Officer: Partridge: You seriously don't know 'Banged Up Abroad'? You have to be shitting me
Police Officer: Farrell: I've never even heard of 'Banged Up Abroad'
Policewoman: Just get to the bit where they stop saying 'Banged Up Abroad'
Police Officer: Sidekick Simon: I once banged up a broad
Police Officer: Partridge: That's the best you've got, even with a gun to your head?
Policewoman: He's got a gun to his head?
Police Officer: And do you suffer from any nervous conditions such as panic attacks?
Alan Partridge: (snorts) Do I look like I suffer from panic attacks? I had one panic attack at the car wash, it was a perfect storm of no sleep, uh no wife and angry brushes whirling towards me and by the time the hairdryer came on, I was in the footwell.
Alan Partridge: (snorts) Do I look like I suffer from panic attacks? I had one panic attack at the car wash, it was a perfect storm of no sleep, uh no wife and angry brushes whirling towards me and by the time the hairdryer came on, I was in the footwell.
Steve Stubbs: Alan! Read my lips. Now, if you jeopardize the safety of any of my men, or any of those hostages inside that building because you've not been listening to me; I will take off this police uniform and I will make you pay for it.
Alan Partridge: You want me to buy your police uniform off you?
Alan Partridge: You want me to buy your police uniform off you?
