All the Boys Love Mandy Lane Quotes
A group of high-schoolers invite Mandy Lane, a good girl who became quite hot over the summer, to a weekend party on a secluded ranch. While the festivities rage on, the number of revelers begins to drop quite mysteriously.
Red: [to the freshmen potheads] There she is boys, Mandy Lane. Untouched, pure. Since the dawn of junior year men have tried to possess her, and to date all have failed. Some have even died in their reckless pursuit of this angel.
Jake: I can see your nipples.
Chloe: Obviously.
Marlin: How do you get them that hard?
Chloe: It's a secret.
Jake: I can see your nipples.
Chloe: Obviously.
Marlin: How do you get them that hard?
Chloe: It's a secret.
Marlin: [showing belly button ring] Check out what I just got.
Mandy Lane: Is it contagious?
Chloe: Does it explain that thing on your face?
Marlin: Whatever smarty cunt. Serious check it out.
[flips belly button piercing]
Marlin: Tasty huh.
Chloe: Marlin, don't get me wrong, but you are all pudge. That thing is going to get lost in the folds.
Marlin: I'm not fat.
Chloe: [sarcastically] Ok.
Mandy Lane: Is it contagious?
Chloe: Does it explain that thing on your face?
Marlin: Whatever smarty cunt. Serious check it out.
[flips belly button piercing]
Marlin: Tasty huh.
Chloe: Marlin, don't get me wrong, but you are all pudge. That thing is going to get lost in the folds.
Marlin: I'm not fat.
Chloe: [sarcastically] Ok.
