An American Werewolf in Paris Quotes
An American man unwittingly gets involved with French werewolves who have developed a serum allowing them to transform at will.
[the undead Amy rises from a slab as a zombie]
Amy Fitch: Thanks for the lovely evening, douche-bag. You really know how to treat a lady!
Andy McDermott: No! You're dead!
Amy Fitch: No, I'm undead. Which means I'm forced to walk this wretched earth until you die.
[Brad appears as a zombie]
Brad: Not so fast! You want my buddy dead, you're gonna have to come through me.
Amy Fitch: Oh, that's something.
[to Andy]
Amy Fitch: It took me four years on a stairmaster to get a package like this. You ripped through it like a lamb chop!
Andy McDermott: This can't be happening.
Brad: Don't blame me Andy. I warned you.
Amy Fitch: [to Andy] Wait a minute. You knew about this all along?
Cadaver: Hey, keep it quiet! Some of us are trying to rest in pieces here.
Amy Fitch: Thanks for the lovely evening, douche-bag. You really know how to treat a lady!
Andy McDermott: No! You're dead!
Amy Fitch: No, I'm undead. Which means I'm forced to walk this wretched earth until you die.
[Brad appears as a zombie]
Brad: Not so fast! You want my buddy dead, you're gonna have to come through me.
Amy Fitch: Oh, that's something.
[to Andy]
Amy Fitch: It took me four years on a stairmaster to get a package like this. You ripped through it like a lamb chop!
Andy McDermott: This can't be happening.
Brad: Don't blame me Andy. I warned you.
Amy Fitch: [to Andy] Wait a minute. You knew about this all along?
Cadaver: Hey, keep it quiet! Some of us are trying to rest in pieces here.
