Two bumbling store clerks inadvertently erase the footage from all of the tapes in their video rental store. In order to keep the business running, they re-shoot every film in the store with their own camera, with a budget of zero dollars.

Jerry: [in character, shooting Robocop] Anything you say can and will be held against the court of Robocop.
Mike: [to Jerry as they begin to remake Ghost Busters] I'm Bill Murray, you're everybody else.
[from trailer]
Jerry: [sung, poorly, to the tune of the Ghostbusters theme song] When you're walkin' down the street...
Jerry: [singing] ... and you see a little ghost...
Jerry: [singing] ... whatcha gonna do about -
[more out of tune]
Jerry: Ghostbusters?
Mike: What? What is that?
Jerry: That's the Ghostbusters theme song.
Mike: No.
Jerry: I'm pretty sure it is.
Jerry: [in character, shooting Robocop] I will shoot you. And I know robot karate!
Jerry: How come you never got married Mr. Fletcher?
Elroy Fletcher: Well, the common story is, the girl that you's gon' ask you waited too long to ask. She went on to marry somebody else and then you can't find anybody to compare to her, so what happens?... You get old.
Wilson: Are you the Key Holder or the Gate Keeper?
Jerry: We did it...because we're Ghostbusters!
[gives thumbs up]
Miss Falewicz: The past belongs to us, and we can change it.
Jerry: [Alma is providing the voices for "The Lion King"] Listen to me. I need to you say the line. I need you to say "I will piss on the bones of your ancestors"...
Mike: No, no! That's not in the movie!
Jerry: [interrupts] This is the next Lion King. This is Part II.
Alma: Roar! I will piss on the bones of your ancestors!
Jerry: [while shooting "Driving Miss. Daisy", Alma chases the car with the camera] Who is that hussy chasing after us? Be gone, hussy.
Jerry: What's happening to our hood?
Jerry: [in character, shooting Ghostbusters; to a librarian] Have you seen Elvis lately?
Jerry: My brain's been paranized!
Jerry: That's the lamest excuse I've ever heard! That's totally non-sequitary!