Big Stan Quotes
A weak con man panics when he learns he's going to prison for fraud. He hires a mysterious martial arts guru who helps transform him into a martial arts expert who can fight off inmates who want to hurt or love him.
[after Mindy takes out the Warden with one kick]
Stan Minton: Where did *that* come form?
Mindy: What do you *think* I've been doing with The Master for the past six months?
The Master: Nice work taking care of Dang, but you're still my Number Two Student.
Stan Minton: Huh?
The Master: [pointing to Mindy] *She'll* kick your ass.
Stan Minton: I think I might like that.
Stan Minton: Where did *that* come form?
Mindy: What do you *think* I've been doing with The Master for the past six months?
The Master: Nice work taking care of Dang, but you're still my Number Two Student.
Stan Minton: Huh?
The Master: [pointing to Mindy] *She'll* kick your ass.
Stan Minton: I think I might like that.
[Stan is trying to convince an elderly woman to buy a time-share condo in South Central LA]
Stan Minton: Black dudes can't get enough of white women. And don't think a woman of your advancing years will be safe from their advances. No, these big black bucks don't care if you're young or old, skinny or fat. They want your white flesh. They want it bad. Tell you the truth, I'm part black myself. If it wasn't for my wife, I'd be bending you over this desk doing you doggy-style right now.
Mrs. Darby: I'll... I'll take it.
Stan Minton: Good Choice! Just sign your Jane Hancock on the dotted line.
[the police come in and arrest Stan]
Stan Minton: Black dudes can't get enough of white women. And don't think a woman of your advancing years will be safe from their advances. No, these big black bucks don't care if you're young or old, skinny or fat. They want your white flesh. They want it bad. Tell you the truth, I'm part black myself. If it wasn't for my wife, I'd be bending you over this desk doing you doggy-style right now.
Mrs. Darby: I'll... I'll take it.
Stan Minton: Good Choice! Just sign your Jane Hancock on the dotted line.
[the police come in and arrest Stan]
Tubby: Looks like everybody's gonna rape you.
Stan Minton: Ok, ok... I, I, I bet I can be a racist for three to five year. A real racist. Hardcore.
Tubby: Well good. Than you can join the Nazi's.
Stan Minton: Excellent.
Tubby: Then you'll only be raped by the other Nazi's.
Stan Minton: [shouting] Raped by Nazi's? No way!
Stan Minton: Ok, ok... I, I, I bet I can be a racist for three to five year. A real racist. Hardcore.
Tubby: Well good. Than you can join the Nazi's.
Stan Minton: Excellent.
Tubby: Then you'll only be raped by the other Nazi's.
Stan Minton: [shouting] Raped by Nazi's? No way!
Big Stan: Tell me, is your grandmother still alive? 'Cause I bet I could make her a sweet deal.
[winks]
Big Stan: By the time I'm through with her, she'll have to give hand-jobs behind the pharmacy to pay for arthritis medication.
[chuckles]
Big Stan: Two at a time, you know? Stuff you see in porno's
[winks]
Big Stan: By the time I'm through with her, she'll have to give hand-jobs behind the pharmacy to pay for arthritis medication.
[chuckles]
Big Stan: Two at a time, you know? Stuff you see in porno's
