Billy Connolly Quotes

Billy Connolly — Scottish Comedian born on November 24, 1942,

William "Billy" Connolly, CBE is a Scottish comedian, musician, presenter and actor. He is sometimes known, especially in his native Scotland, by the nickname "The Big Yin". His first trade, in the early 1960s, was as a welder in the Glasgow shipyards, but he gave it up towards the end of the decade to pursue a career as a folk singer in The Humblebums alongside friend Gerry Rafferty until 1971 and subsequently as a soloist. In the early 1970s, he made the transition from folk-singer with a comedic persona to fully-fledged comedian. Best known to many as a stand up comedian, he appears in several lists of the greatest comedians ever... (wikipedia)

Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit.

I've always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives.

There are two seasons in Scotland: June and Winter.

I don't know why I should have to learn Algebra... I'm never likely to go there.

I love Los Angeles. It reinvents itself every two days.