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Bill Stone: Ladies and gentlemen, I have some great news. Our board of directors has agreed to the acquisition of NCT Software by Oracle Corporation FOR A BILLION DOLLARS!
Ramsey: Where's Becky?
Rod: She's taking a shit. Nathalie is watching her back.
Rod: Man, that was a good movie! An Inconvenient Truth!
Rick: That is it, I'm getting myself a car that's environmentally friendly.
Rod: Hey, look! There's an old guy on the bridge!
Ramsey: I'm just tired of all the fucking killing in Iraq. Why can't we just give peace a chance?
Tree Hugger: I hear a mountain lion! I gotta get back to my house and you better get to your car!
Ramsey: Hey look, a fishing rod! I can go catch some fish!
[first lines]
Rod: Hi.
Nathalie: Hi.
Nathalie: Here's the menu.
Rod: Thank you.
Dr. Jones: It's the human species that needs to quit playing cowboy with nature. We must act more like astronauts, spacemen taking care of Spaceship Earth.
TV Anchor: And many have died from starvation, due to the difficulty of finding enough food, such as seals.
Ramsey: [while in bed with Becky] Man, this is gonna be fun.
Nathalie: I think you're the one.
Rod: Are you sure?
Rod: Oh, lovers on the moon.
Nathalie: Yeah.
Robert Perkins: Guys, this is revolutionary green tech. Contingent upon agreement on our term sheets, we're gonna fund you.
Rod: Awesome!
Tree Hugger: Enjoy, and appreciate these trees while you can!
Ramsey: Woo hoo!
[pumps his fists in the air]
Tony: What's with all the noise?
Ramsey: Caught the big fish.
Tony: Yeah? How big was the sale?
Ramsey: One million dollars.
Tony: Awesome, man!
[he and Ramsey high-five each other]
Nathalie: It was nice talking to you. I should really get going, I'm going to get to my friends and my mom. So... Was good talking to you!
Nathalie: [on the phone with Rod] Yeah, it was nice meeting you.
Rod: So, how's your day?
Nathalie: My day's going well, how's yours?
Rod: Great. I made a big sale today.
Nathalie: Good, fantastic!
Rod: Thanks.
Nathalie: I closed a big job offer today at Victoria's Secret.
Rod: Wow, congratulations! I think you'll look great in those lingerie.
Rod: You should have a back-up pan