A sex-addicted con-man pays for his mother's hospital bills by playing on the sympathies of those who rescue him from choking to death.

Victor Mancini: even the worst blowjob is better than say, sniffing the greatest rose, or watching the greatest sunset.
Victor Mancini: My God... you're crazy!
Paige Marshall: No,I'm just... working a few things out.
Victor Mancini: Poodle!
Victor Mancini: I still wonder about Paige. Another beautiful psycho like my mother or a twisted soulmate sent to bring me back to life. Only one way to find out.
Victor Mancini: And you're right-I'm pathetic. I have sex with strangers because I'm incapable of doing it with someone I actually like. I can't even ask anyone out on a date because if it doesn't end up in a high speed chase, I get bored. I've kept myself numb for so long that now I actually want to feel something and I can't because no matter where I go, no matter what I do, I always end up back here with you. I need to break up, Ma.
Internet Date: You don't hit me with a knife, that's called stabbing me!
Ida J. Mancini: We're not lost! We're pioneers.Blazing a trail through the new fronteir.And if you look very closely you'll see an opportunity to overcome your fear.Listen very closely,theres nothing worth having that comes without a risk.Cause I won't always be around to nag you... sometimes,its not important which way you jump... just that you jump!
Paige Marshall: I lied to you,a lot.But I never lied about my feelings.
Victor Mancini: As I reclaimed my personal booth at the cafe of diminished expectations, all I had to do was ask myself one simple question: What would Jesus NOT do?
Victor Mancini: I wish I could say I left the circuit completely behind me, but that wouldn't be entirely true.
Victor Mancini: I am the backbone of colonial America!
Eva Muller: You hurt me, Colin. You touched my woo-woo.
Victor Mancini: Sometimes you have to loose everything before the penny finally drops... or... whatever.So here's what I figured out.We're not evil sinners or perfect knock offs of god.We let the world tell us weather we're saints or sex addicts.Sane or insane.Heroes or victims.Weather we're good mothers,or loving sons.But we can decide for ourselves.As a certain wise fugitive once told me,sometimes its not important which way you jump,just that you jump.
Phil: You might not think the best way to spend your first day of freedom after a lengthy incarceration would be to immediately resume stalking the tranny hooker who knocked out six teeth and had you put away to begin with. That's how I roll.
Lord High Charlie: Fucking Knave!
Ida J. Mancini: A long time ago in ancient Greece,there was a young girl who fell in love with a young boy from another country.One day word came that the young boy would have to go home.So on their last night together she traced the outline of her lovers shadow,so that she could always remember how he looked on the very last moments they were ever to be together.
Victor Mancini: We are not born equal sinners, or perfect knock-offs of God. The world tells us whether we're heroes or victims. But, we can decide for ourselves.
Victor Mancini: What would Jesus *not* do.
Beth: Jesus was all about the idea that people are transformed.Not by being loved... but by the act of loving somebody,no matter how hard it is.

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