A comedy centered around four couples who settle into a tropical-island resort for a vacation. While one of the couples is there to work on the marriage, the others fail to realize that participation in the resort's therapy sessions is not optional.

Dave: Is his junk literally out of his pants?
Ronnie: Yes.
Dave: Now it's a party.
Dave: I don't want to see a video about ball cancer.
Salvadore: Encouragement, Yes!
Therapist #2: It's like a little kid gets a puppy for the first time, just hugs it so much, snaps it's neck. It's puppy cradle death syndrome. All that love is gonna snap that puppy.
Dave: [Referring to Twitter] I call it twatting.
Dave: The Code?Asstastic... Yes, Asstastic. A-S-S-TASTIC did you get that? Are we good? Good.
Joey: Holy shit, it's like a screensaver!
Therapist #2: [During Jason & Cynthia's therapy session, talking to Jason] It's like a little kid who gets a puppy for the first time,just hugs it so much,snaps its neck. Cynthia's your puppy. It's puppy-cradle death syndrome. All that love is going to snap that puppy.
Salvadore: Please, allow me to put on something more proper.
Joey: Please take the bikini pictures off of your facebook page.
Kevin: [First line while lying in his parents' bed] I peed!
Dave: Hi, I'm Dave.
Ronnie: Ronnie.
Dave: Ronnie. That's a great name.
Ronnie: Thank you.
Dave: Do you have a cell phone I can use?
Ronnie: Why?
Dave: Someone's got to call God and let him know one of his angels are missing.
Ronnie: Wow, that is the worst lines I've ever heard.
Dave: Well what do you want from me? I've been out of the game for a while. I've been slumming it with a really hot redhead.
Joey: When you're living in my house, you're a Taliban! Okay? You keep your body a secret. Except you get to, you know, go to school and read books.
Dave: You own a zebra, I own a goat, what the hell does that have to do with cheating on your wife?
Joey: What are... What are you wearing?
Lacey: Shorts.
Joey: Shorts? That's... That's a Maxi Pad.
Lacey: Dad, they're designer shorts. They're French. Goodbye.
Dave: You got a pose called yoga guy gets his ass kicked? Cause that's my favorite one.
Therapist #1: David, how did that make you feel?
Dave: I know my truth.
Therapist #1: Excuse me?
Dave: I know my truth.
Therapist #1: Did you say,"I know my truth"? Oh, boy.
Dave: Please don't pee in that, it's not a real toilet.
Dave: I am going to be the biggest ass ever.
Jason: What if someone put a gun to your head right now and said, "You have to answer this second or I'II shoot. "Are they going to make it?" What do you say? What would you say?
Therapist #2: Whoa! Okay, no one has a gun to my head, Mr. Smith.
Jason: It's hypothetical.
Therapist #2: It's not a place for inappropriate behavior. And you definitely don't pull a hypothetical gun on your therapist!
Joey: You know what kind of guy you attract like that?
Joey: You attract the guy with his pants around his ass at the mall.
Kevin: Help me get my shirt off!
Dave: Come on, let's go glass house!
Dave: What we need to do now is get focused and stop pointing fingers. You're a problem. You're a real, real problem.
Sctanley: My name is Sctanley, spelled with a C.
Jason: You have kids, you have guns, you have grandpas.
Dave: Take the French out of your mouth and tell me what to do.

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