Crocodile Dundee in Los Angeles Quotes
Australian Outback adventurer Mick "Crocodile" Dundee travels to Los Angeles with his young son while his longtime companion suspects foul play at a movie studio.
Mick "Crocodile" Dundee: Couldn't you just buy the actual paintings?
Phil: Maybe for a big motion picture like Mission Impossible 3. But I haven't seen Tom Cruise around the set, have you?
Mick "Crocodile" Dundee: [thinking] Tom Cruise... what's he look like?
Phil: [confused] Like Tom Cruise...... Geez Mick, where you born in a cave?
Mick "Crocodile" Dundee: Yeah! How'd you know that?
Phil: Never mind.
Phil: Maybe for a big motion picture like Mission Impossible 3. But I haven't seen Tom Cruise around the set, have you?
Mick "Crocodile" Dundee: [thinking] Tom Cruise... what's he look like?
Phil: [confused] Like Tom Cruise...... Geez Mick, where you born in a cave?
Mick "Crocodile" Dundee: Yeah! How'd you know that?
Phil: Never mind.
[Driving into Wendy's Drive-Thru]
Mick "Crocodile" Dundee: Now, you pick out what you want on that menu there. Then you yell it out into that box. Then in 2 minutes, you're scoffing it down, without even getting out of the car.
Jacko: So, you can eat like a pig... and nobody can see you.
[winks]
Jacko: Clever buggers, these yanks.
Mick "Crocodile" Dundee: Now, you pick out what you want on that menu there. Then you yell it out into that box. Then in 2 minutes, you're scoffing it down, without even getting out of the car.
Jacko: So, you can eat like a pig... and nobody can see you.
[winks]
Jacko: Clever buggers, these yanks.
Miss Mathis: Your son says that you're a hunter, and that you hunt and kill crocodiles.
Mick "Crocodile" Dundee: Aw, geez he should know better than that, Crocodiles are protected. I don't kill them, I catch them alive.
Miss Mathis: [amazed] Oh!
Mick "Crocodile" Dundee: Don't you worry. There'll be no more fibs.
Mick "Crocodile" Dundee: Aw, geez he should know better than that, Crocodiles are protected. I don't kill them, I catch them alive.
Miss Mathis: [amazed] Oh!
Mick "Crocodile" Dundee: Don't you worry. There'll be no more fibs.
