Beneath Bruce Garrett's under-confident, overweight exterior, the passionate heart of a salsa king lies dormant. Now, one woman is about to reignite his Latin fire.

Bejan: This is The Goonie Time. Do you know about The Goonie Time?
Bruce: Synthetic, less friction means less blisters. Unless you like blisters. Who likes blisters?
Bruce: Pilgrims.
Bejan: Exactly!
Bruce: I have something you don't have. Do you know what that is?
Drew: Type 2 diabetes.
Bruce: Heart. Corazón... You know.
Bruce: Hey. I just wanted to say sorry for being rude to you.
Bejan: Yes you were. You were very rude to me. You were kind of a pig to me actually. A rude pig.
[pauses]
Bejan: I'm kidding with you god! My name is Bejan nice to meet you!
Drew: Women like that use guys like you to get advise about guys like me.

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