A homeless man and his young companion who survive by conning people meet a woman who may need them even more than they need her.

Curly Sue: These tights itch!... These things stick to your butt!
Trina: I don't usually smoke cigars, it's just that my friend had a baby.
Curly Sue: And if she doesn't come out - We freeze our nuts off.
Bill Dancer: You don't have any nuts to freeze off, honey.
Anise Hall: Grey! Grey! Slow down! My legs are moving so fast my pantyhose are melting.
Bill Dancer: You want to know the rest of the story? I'm not her father. I met her mother one night in a bar. Some people get VD from a one-night stand, I got a baby.
Bill Dancer: Look, no swearing, no gambling, no spitting, no punching, and no kicking, all right?
Curly Sue: Put a sock in it, I know what I'm doing.
Trina: Do you know how long you have to go to school to become a lawyer?
Curly Sue: No.
Trina: 20 years.
Curly Sue: Slap my butt, no way!
Bill Dancer: The harder you hit me the more I'll know you love me.
Grey Ellison: You lived with him when he was nothing, you suffered his youth and the years of struggle, now you're entitled to half of everything he has.
Curly Sue: We wouldn't even be talking about this if you'd gotten some money out of that lady, we'd be on the road. You didn't because she was too pretty.
Bill Dancer: She was too smart.
Curly Sue: And she was too pretty.
Bill Dancer: She was in a hurry.
Curly Sue: And she was too pretty.
Bill Dancer: She was going to catch onto us.
Curly Sue: And she was too pretty.
Bill Dancer: You're pretty, and I don't leave you alone.
Curly Sue: She was too pretty.
Mrs. Arnold: Are you all right? You seem a little... nice.
Bill Dancer: You can cry and not feel sad, just like you can feel sad and not cry.
Grey Ellison: Want us to walk you inside?
Curly Sue: No, I got it, but thanks for asking.
Bill Dancer: Give us a kiss.
Curly Sue: Please, we're in public.
Bill Dancer: Good luck.
Curly Sue: I hate the art museum.
Bill Dancer: Will it hurt you to learn a thing or two?
Curly Sue: All you learn from the art museum is how to keep your mouth shut and how to walk without making squeaky sounds with your shoes.