Two neighbors have it out after one of them decorates his house for the holidays so brightly that it can be seen from space.

Buddy Hall: I want my house to be seen from space!
Tia Hall: [about her daughters] I pray every day for the strength to not run them over with the truck.
Steve Finch: Who moves in the middle of the night, a meth lab?
Kelly Finch: What is your favorite Christmas memory?
Steve Finch: You know what it is.
Kelly Finch: Tell me.
Steve Finch: I was 7, my dad and I moved to Alabama... and Christmas morning we ate on the floor, ate French fries and drank chocolate milk.
Kelly Finch: That's what Christmas memories are made from, they're not planned, they're not scheduled, nobody puts them in their Blackberry, they just happen.
Mrs. Ryor: [receiving an eye exam from Dr. Finch] I don't need glasses!
Steve Finch: You need binoculars, but were settling for glasses.
Tia Hall: This is the most clothes they have worn in years!
Tia Hall: I used to do a bit of modeling, mainly for college classes... that's how I met Buddy.
Kelly Finch: Oh, was he a professor?
Tia Hall: No, he was the one they caught peeping in the windows.
Tia Hall: Honey, the girls are having a great time showing everybody the lights. I pray to God that's the only thing they're showing.

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