Do freshman philosophy classes nowadays debate updated versions of the age-old questions? Like, how could a merciful God allow AIDS, childhood cancers, tsunamis and Dick Cheney?
I don't think it's fair to compare Dick Cheney to Vader - it's unfair to Vader.
You give me a waterboard, Dick Cheney and one hour, and I'll have him confess to the Sharon Tate murders.
The day Dick Cheney is going to run for president, I'll kill myself. All we need is one more liar.
No one knows if Saddam is still alive. They keep showing old footage of him on TV saying that it's live. You know, it's like the same thing we do with Dick Cheney.