Dick Gregory Quotes

Dick Gregory — American Comedian born on October 12, 1932,

Richard Claxton "Dick" Gregory is an American civil rights activist, social critic, writer, entrepreneur, and comedian... (wikipedia)

Political promises are much like marriage vows. They are made at the beginning of the relationship between candidate and voter, but are quickly forgotten.

I went to Ethiopia, and it dawned on me that you can tell a starving, malnourished person because they've got a bloated belly and a bald head. And I realized that if you come through any American airport and see businessmen running through with bloated bellies and bald heads, that's malnutrition, too.

When I lost my rifle, the Army charged me 85 dollars. That is why in the Navy the Captain goes down with the ship.

If it wasn't for Abe Lincoln, I'd still be on the open market.

If you take 12 waters from the coconut - not the ones you buy in the store, although that's good - but the fresh coconuts, the little brown ones with the three eyes, if you take 12 of those within 24 hours, your blood will go back to the way it was when you were born.

Dick Gregory Quotes

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