Jean Claude Van Damme plays a dual role as Alex and Chad, twins separated at the death of their parents. Chad is raised by a family retainer in Paris, Alex becomes a petty crook in Hong ... See full summary¬†¬Ľ

Alex: I hear all sorts of bullshit everyday, pal. You want some advice? Take your fancy clothes and your black silk underwear and go back to Disneyland.
Chad: What the hell happened?
Alex: You fucked up!
Alex: Maybe I'm drunk today, tomorrow I'll be sober, BUT YOU! WILL ALWAYS BE A FAGGOT!
Danielle: Where are you anyway?
Alex: I'm taking my brother on a fishing trip.
Danielle: Give him a big kiss for me, all right.
Alex: Big kiss? I'll give him a big kick in the ass, that's what I'll give him.
Alex: Look like me? You, of all people, should know I would never in my life wear black-silk underwear!
Kara: What's the big hurry? Are you, um... hiding something?
Danielle: No.
Kara: No? Well, that's good, because... I have to frisk you. And if I don't find anything, well, then... I can let you go.
Kara: Now we can just forget this ever happened. Come on, now, turn around. That's a good girl. Yeah. And now... you can frisk me.
Chad: Big surprise. HUGE surprise.
Katherine Wagner: What are you going to do to my babies?
Moon: You'll never know.
[shoots her in the face]
Danielle: Alex, don't! He's your brother!
Alex: Why, because he looks like me? I'm going to change that.

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