E. B. White — American Writer born on July 11, 1899, died on October 01, 1985

Elwyn Brooks "E. B." White was an American writer. He was a contributor to The New Yorker magazine and a co-author of the English language style guide The Elements of Style, which is commonly known as "Strunk & White". He also wrote books for children, including Stuart Little, Charlotte's Web, and The Trumpet of the Swan. Charlotte's Web was voted the top children's novel in a 2012 survey of School Library Journal readers, an accomplishment repeated in earlier surveys... (wikipedia)

It is not often that someone comes along who is a true friend and a good writer.
Writing is an act of faith, not a trick of grammar.
I arise in the morning torn between a desire to improve the world and a desire to enjoy the world. This makes it hard to plan the day.
I can only assume that your editorial writer tripped over the First Amendment and thought it was the office cat.
Be obscure clearly.