Earl Long — American Politician born on August 26, 1895, died on September 05, 1960

Earl Kemp Long was an American politician and the 45th Governor of Louisiana for three non-consecutive terms. Long termed himself the "last of the red hot poppas" of politics, referring to his stump-speaking skills. He served from 1939 to 1940, 1948 to 1952, and 1956 to 1960... (wikipedia)

Don't write anything you can phone. Don't phone anything you can talk. Don't talk anything you can whisper. Don't whisper anything you can smile. Don't smile anything you can nod. Don't nod anything you can wink.
The kind of thing I'm good at is knowing every politician in the state and remembering where he itches. And I know where to scratch him.
I can make them voting machines sing Home Sweet Home.