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A clean-cut high school student relies on the school's rumor mill to advance her social and financial standing.
Olive Penderghast: Whatever happened to chivalry? Does it only exist in 80's movies? I want John Cusack holding a boombox outside my window. I wanna ride off on a lawnmower with Patrick Dempsey. I want Jake from Sixteen Candles waiting outside the church for me. I want Judd Nelson thrusting his fist into the air because he knows he got me. Just once I want my life to be like an 80's movie, preferably one with a really awesome musical number for no apparent reason. But no, no, John Hughes did not direct my life.
Rosemary: Olive! There's a young man here to see you
[starts speaking in a Southern accent]
Rosemary: He said something about asking for your hand in marriage!
Olive Penderghast: [Also speaking in a Southern accent] Oh, happy day, Mama! Oh, I thought I was gonna have to spend my dowry on booze and pills to numb the loneliness. A gentleman caller, hurray!
[starts speaking in a Southern accent]
Rosemary: He said something about asking for your hand in marriage!
Olive Penderghast: [Also speaking in a Southern accent] Oh, happy day, Mama! Oh, I thought I was gonna have to spend my dowry on booze and pills to numb the loneliness. A gentleman caller, hurray!
Olive Penderghast: Don't you think it's a little strange that your boyfriend is 22 years old and still in high school?
Marianne: Not that it's any of your busniess, trollop, but he is here by choice.
Olive Penderghast: So it's his choice that he's a fourth year senior who can't pass any test he takes?
Marianne: No, silly,
[points up]
Marianne: His. His, with a capital H. If God wanted him to graduate, then God would have given him the right answers.
Olive Penderghast: [laughs] I'm sorry, but you gotta be shittin' me, woman.
Marianne: Not that it's any of your busniess, trollop, but he is here by choice.
Olive Penderghast: So it's his choice that he's a fourth year senior who can't pass any test he takes?
Marianne: No, silly,
[points up]
Marianne: His. His, with a capital H. If God wanted him to graduate, then God would have given him the right answers.
Olive Penderghast: [laughs] I'm sorry, but you gotta be shittin' me, woman.
Olive Penderghast: Ironically, we were studying "The Scarlet Letter", but isn't that always the way? The books you read in class always seems to have a strong connection with whatever angsty adolescent drama is being recounted. I consider this. Except for "Huckleberry Finn", 'cause I don't know any teenage boys who have ever run away with a big, hulking black guy.
Mr. Griffith: I don't know what your generation's fascination is with documenting your every thought... but I can assure you, they're not all diamonds. "Roman is having an OK day, and bought a Coke Zero at the gas station. Raise the roof." Who gives a rat's ass?
Olive Penderghast: [Mocks interest] He got a Coke Zero AGAIN. Ah, that Roman. Incorrigible.
Olive Penderghast: [Mocks interest] He got a Coke Zero AGAIN. Ah, that Roman. Incorrigible.
Olive Penderghast: What's your problem?
Rhiannon: You really want to know what my problem is?
Olive Penderghast: No, actually, that was a rhetorical question. I don't want to know anything from you.
Rhiannon: We are not friends anymore.
Olive Penderghast: Oh.
Rhiannon: We are officially over!
Olive Penderghast: OH RATS!
Rhiannon: Hey, I want my Juicy sweatshirt back! It's way too loose around your chest anyway!
Olive Penderghast: Ohhhhh, burn!
Rhiannon: You really want to know what my problem is?
Olive Penderghast: No, actually, that was a rhetorical question. I don't want to know anything from you.
Rhiannon: We are not friends anymore.
Olive Penderghast: Oh.
Rhiannon: We are officially over!
Olive Penderghast: OH RATS!
Rhiannon: Hey, I want my Juicy sweatshirt back! It's way too loose around your chest anyway!
Olive Penderghast: Ohhhhh, burn!
Rhiannon: Please tell me the rumors are true!
Olive Penderghast: Yes. Yes, I am a big fat slut.
Rhiannon: No, no! Not that one. The one where you got suspended for calling Nina Howell a dick and punched her in the left tit.
Olive Penderghast: I worry about the way information circulates at this school.
Olive Penderghast: Yes. Yes, I am a big fat slut.
Rhiannon: No, no! Not that one. The one where you got suspended for calling Nina Howell a dick and punched her in the left tit.
Olive Penderghast: I worry about the way information circulates at this school.
Olive Penderghast: [V.O] So the next day I had detention. Which, thanks to recent budget cuts meant *cleaning*. I was looking forward to putting all this behind me - I had done the crime, I was going to do the time. And that would be that
Brandon: Aren't there, like, child labor laws against this?
Olive Penderghast: Not in high school. The principal is like a captain of a ship in international waters. He can even marry people!
[Brandon nods]
Olive Penderghast: We haven't talked in a while - how've you been, Brandon?
Brandon: [sarcastic] Fabulous! Crushing it! Everything according to plan.
[yelling]
Brandon: I wanna be in detention!
Olive Penderghast: Ya, why are you here? Judging from the amount of blood I saw gushing from your nose I thought you were the bull-*ied*
Brandon: You'd think, but Principal Gibbons is a homophobe, which is why I called him a fascist.
Olive Penderghast: So the rumors are true.
Brandon: [defensive] I don't know what you're talking about.
Olive Penderghast: I meant about Gibbons' being a fascist.
[smiles]
Brandon: Aren't there, like, child labor laws against this?
Olive Penderghast: Not in high school. The principal is like a captain of a ship in international waters. He can even marry people!
[Brandon nods]
Olive Penderghast: We haven't talked in a while - how've you been, Brandon?
Brandon: [sarcastic] Fabulous! Crushing it! Everything according to plan.
[yelling]
Brandon: I wanna be in detention!
Olive Penderghast: Ya, why are you here? Judging from the amount of blood I saw gushing from your nose I thought you were the bull-*ied*
Brandon: You'd think, but Principal Gibbons is a homophobe, which is why I called him a fascist.
Olive Penderghast: So the rumors are true.
Brandon: [defensive] I don't know what you're talking about.
Olive Penderghast: I meant about Gibbons' being a fascist.
[smiles]
Woodchuck Todd: [in Woodchuck costume carrying head] Hey Olive.
Olive Penderghast: Oh my God! The illusion is shattered! This is exactly why they put you in the gas chamber if you take your head off at Disney World.
Woodchuck Todd: Actually I think they just, you know, they fire you. You're thinking of Disneyland. Disney World is much more liberal.
Olive Penderghast: Oh yeah! I always forget Disney World went blue in the last election.
Olive Penderghast: Oh my God! The illusion is shattered! This is exactly why they put you in the gas chamber if you take your head off at Disney World.
Woodchuck Todd: Actually I think they just, you know, they fire you. You're thinking of Disneyland. Disney World is much more liberal.
Olive Penderghast: Oh yeah! I always forget Disney World went blue in the last election.
Eighth Grade Olive: So, I think this is the part where you're supposed to stick your tongue in my mouth. It's just what I've heard.
Eighth Grade Kid: [Nervously] Just give me a second, okay?
Eighth Grade Olive: According to my watch, you have 382 of them.
Eighth Grade Kid: How do you do that?
Eighth Grade Olive: What?
Eighth Grade Kid: Add so fast. And you also talk like a grown up.
Eighth Grade Olive: Don't worry. I'm not nearly as smart as I think I am.
Eighth Grade Kid: [Nervously] Just give me a second, okay?
Eighth Grade Olive: According to my watch, you have 382 of them.
Eighth Grade Kid: How do you do that?
Eighth Grade Olive: What?
Eighth Grade Kid: Add so fast. And you also talk like a grown up.
Eighth Grade Olive: Don't worry. I'm not nearly as smart as I think I am.
Olive Penderghast: [On webcam] And here you all are. Waiting for me outside the bedroom door for me to kiss Todd. Listening to me pretend to have sex with Brandon. Paying me to lie for you, and calling me every name in the book. And you know what? It was just like Hester in The Scarlet Letter. Except that's the one thing movies don't tell you: how shitty it feels to be an outcast. Warranted or not.
Brandon: So what's with your new look? It's very whore couture.
Olive Penderghast: Oh, haven't you heard? I'm the new school slut.
Brandon: You know, I did hear something. I also heard he was twice your age.
Olive Penderghast: Oh, no no no no. He was a freshman in college.
Brandon: I also heard he gave you crabs.
Olive Penderghast: Ew! People suck!
Brandon: Tell me about it.
Olive Penderghast: Oh, haven't you heard? I'm the new school slut.
Brandon: You know, I did hear something. I also heard he was twice your age.
Olive Penderghast: Oh, no no no no. He was a freshman in college.
Brandon: I also heard he gave you crabs.
Olive Penderghast: Ew! People suck!
Brandon: Tell me about it.
Brandon: Just one good, imaginary boink!
Olive Penderghast: You are on crack! And not the good kind.
Brandon: It doesn't have to be a boink. It could be anything - it could be an imaginary butter-bean, lemon squeeze, cowbell...
Olive Penderghast: I don't know what any of that means.
Brandon: Well, that's because you're a virgin.
Olive Penderghast: You are on crack! And not the good kind.
Brandon: It doesn't have to be a boink. It could be anything - it could be an imaginary butter-bean, lemon squeeze, cowbell...
Olive Penderghast: I don't know what any of that means.
Brandon: Well, that's because you're a virgin.
Rosemary: That boy from yesterday just dropped this off for you...
Olive Penderghast: Well, put it in the pile of gifts from my other suitors.
Rosemary: He seems like a nice kid. He seemed a little incredibly gay...
Olive Penderghast: Dyed in the wool homosexual, that boy is.
Rosemary: I just want you to know your father and I are totally supportive. We love you no matter what the sexual orientation of your opposite sex sex partner...
Olive Penderghast: We are not dating, Mom.
Rosemary: ...and don't worry about not making us grandparents. Although we were kind of hoping you'd get "knocked up" so we'd have a second shot at raising kids, really do it right this time.
Olive Penderghast: Bye now...
Rosemary: You know, I dated a homosexual once. For a long time, actually... a "long" time...
Olive Penderghast: Dear God, dear Lord, tell me you didn't marry and have children with him!
Rosemary: [Giggles] No.
Olive Penderghast: [Sarcastically imitates laughing]
Rosemary: No, no. Your father is as straight as they come. A little too straight, if you know what I mean, girlfriend.
Olive Penderghast: I don't...
Olive Penderghast: Well, put it in the pile of gifts from my other suitors.
Rosemary: He seems like a nice kid. He seemed a little incredibly gay...
Olive Penderghast: Dyed in the wool homosexual, that boy is.
Rosemary: I just want you to know your father and I are totally supportive. We love you no matter what the sexual orientation of your opposite sex sex partner...
Olive Penderghast: We are not dating, Mom.
Rosemary: ...and don't worry about not making us grandparents. Although we were kind of hoping you'd get "knocked up" so we'd have a second shot at raising kids, really do it right this time.
Olive Penderghast: Bye now...
Rosemary: You know, I dated a homosexual once. For a long time, actually... a "long" time...
Olive Penderghast: Dear God, dear Lord, tell me you didn't marry and have children with him!
Rosemary: [Giggles] No.
Olive Penderghast: [Sarcastically imitates laughing]
Rosemary: No, no. Your father is as straight as they come. A little too straight, if you know what I mean, girlfriend.
Olive Penderghast: I don't...
Olive Penderghast: [to Evan, about their imaginary tryst] I want a one hundred dollar gift card deposited into my locker by noon tomorrow. Preferably to the Gap, but I'd also take Amazon.com, or Office Max. Actually, make it Office Max - I have my eye on a label maker. We did not have sex. I let you fondle my chest, and it was a glorious moment for you. Unmatched by anything you have heretofore experienced... including cake.
Olive Penderghast: [about the Cross Your Heart Club] Last year's cause celebre was the changing of the school mascot,
Principal Gibbons: [Cut to basketball game, last year] Give it up for your very own BLUE DEVILS!
[crowd screams]
Woodchuck Todd: WOOO! Blue Devils!
[does a flip and scores a basket]
Woodchuck Todd: Yeah! Wooo!
Marianne: [Cut to Marianne handing out pamphlets] How can we exhibit school pride when we're conveyed to others as Satan worshipers?
Olive Penderghast: Now, thankfully, we're the much less intimidating...
Principal Gibbons: [Cut to game, this year] Give it up for the woodchucks!
[Crowd is silent]
Woodchuck Todd: The woodchucks! Ar-ra-ra!
[pretends to chuck wood]
Woodchuck Todd: Wooo!
Rhiannon: I liked Todd much better when he was topless.
Principal Gibbons: [Cut to basketball game, last year] Give it up for your very own BLUE DEVILS!
[crowd screams]
Woodchuck Todd: WOOO! Blue Devils!
[does a flip and scores a basket]
Woodchuck Todd: Yeah! Wooo!
Marianne: [Cut to Marianne handing out pamphlets] How can we exhibit school pride when we're conveyed to others as Satan worshipers?
Olive Penderghast: Now, thankfully, we're the much less intimidating...
Principal Gibbons: [Cut to game, this year] Give it up for the woodchucks!
[Crowd is silent]
Woodchuck Todd: The woodchucks! Ar-ra-ra!
[pretends to chuck wood]
Woodchuck Todd: Wooo!
Rhiannon: I liked Todd much better when he was topless.
Olive Penderghast: I was just wondering what your church's stance on lying and adultery was?
Pastor: It's not a good thing.
Olive Penderghast: Oh, I agree wholeheartedly. But then, tell me this: assuming there is a Hell...
Pastor: Oh, the Christian church recognizes the existence of Hell.
Olive Penderghast: OK, so we'll just say there's a "Hell"...
Pastor: There is. Just so we're clear.
Olive Penderghast: OK, but for argument's sake...
Pastor: No, there's no argument, it's there. Right below our feet. Right above the Orient.
Pastor: It's not a good thing.
Olive Penderghast: Oh, I agree wholeheartedly. But then, tell me this: assuming there is a Hell...
Pastor: Oh, the Christian church recognizes the existence of Hell.
Olive Penderghast: OK, so we'll just say there's a "Hell"...
Pastor: There is. Just so we're clear.
Olive Penderghast: OK, but for argument's sake...
Pastor: No, there's no argument, it's there. Right below our feet. Right above the Orient.
Olive Penderghast: [V.O, while confronted with Marianne's mob] The funny thing is, the whole time this all was going down, I couldn't help thinking I could have come up with better signs.
[looks up and sees a guy dressed in a Quizno's costume]
Olive Penderghast: Although, you gotta love the Quizno's guy: it's the one thing that triumphs religion - capitalism.
[looks up and sees a guy dressed in a Quizno's costume]
Olive Penderghast: Although, you gotta love the Quizno's guy: it's the one thing that triumphs religion - capitalism.
Evan: Don't get mad, but Brandon told me what you did for him.
Olive Penderghast: [believes he's talking about sex] Ah, well, rest assured it was equally as thrilling for me.
[purrs]
Evan: No, he told me the truth.
[Olive looks at him]
Evan: I was just hoping that maybe you could do the same for me?
Olive Penderghast: Goodbye, Evan.
[turns to go]
Evan: Wait! Wait, I can pay you!
Olive Penderghast: [faces him again] I am about six seconds away from slapping you so hard your *teeth* will bleed!
Evan: [excited] Can you do it in front of everyone?
Olive Penderghast: [believes he's talking about sex] Ah, well, rest assured it was equally as thrilling for me.
[purrs]
Evan: No, he told me the truth.
[Olive looks at him]
Evan: I was just hoping that maybe you could do the same for me?
Olive Penderghast: Goodbye, Evan.
[turns to go]
Evan: Wait! Wait, I can pay you!
Olive Penderghast: [faces him again] I am about six seconds away from slapping you so hard your *teeth* will bleed!
Evan: [excited] Can you do it in front of everyone?
Rhiannon: I want every detail!
Olive Penderghast: Rhi!
Rhiannon: Now, bitch.
Olive Penderghast: You know, you call me bitch a lot, okay. It's not really a term of endearment.
Rhiannon: I want every detail now, shit-face.
Olive Penderghast: You're not really heading in the right direction.
Rhiannon: Tell me!
Olive Penderghast: Rhi!
Rhiannon: Now, bitch.
Olive Penderghast: You know, you call me bitch a lot, okay. It's not really a term of endearment.
Rhiannon: I want every detail now, shit-face.
Olive Penderghast: You're not really heading in the right direction.
Rhiannon: Tell me!
Olive Penderghast: [sitting in a confessional booth] Forgive me, father, for I have sinned. I think that's how you're supposed to start these things. I'm only going on what I've seen in the movies. Where do I even start? I've been pretending to be a - how would one phrase it in Catholic words? A harlot. It's not like I've actually been doing the things that people are saying I'm doing, but - then again - I'm not denying them, so I've just been wondering: is that wrong? It was just that a lot of people had been asking me to do things and I thought it was okay, because it wasn't real. It was make-believe and no one was getting hurt. But a lot of people hate me now.
[tearing up]
Olive Penderghast: I kind of hate me, too.
Olive Penderghast: [pause] I could be wrong, but aren't you supposed to say something or ask me questions? Tell me to say 'Hail Marys'? Hello?
[looks at the priest's box and sees it's empty]
Olive Penderghast: Oh, come on!
[tearing up]
Olive Penderghast: I kind of hate me, too.
Olive Penderghast: [pause] I could be wrong, but aren't you supposed to say something or ask me questions? Tell me to say 'Hail Marys'? Hello?
[looks at the priest's box and sees it's empty]
Olive Penderghast: Oh, come on!
Brandon: You don't understand how hard it is, all right? Hmm? I'm tormented everyday at school. It's like I'm being suffocated, and sure we can sit and fantasize all we want about how things are going to be different one day, but this is today and it sucks... So please just help me. I can't take another day of this, I don't know what I'll do.
Olive Penderghast: Seriously, a coupon? 20% off of Bath and Body Works. Is that how much our imaginary tryst meant to you? I fake rocked your world!
Sanjay Chandrasekhar: It's all I can afford.
Olive Penderghast: How is that my problem, amigo?
[Narrating]
Olive Penderghast: I knew he wasn't Latino, but for some reason all these shady... backdoor deals had me talking like Carlito.
Olive Penderghast: Beat it, ese!
Sanjay Chandrasekhar: Okay.
[He leaves]
Sanjay Chandrasekhar: It's all I can afford.
Olive Penderghast: How is that my problem, amigo?
[Narrating]
Olive Penderghast: I knew he wasn't Latino, but for some reason all these shady... backdoor deals had me talking like Carlito.
Olive Penderghast: Beat it, ese!
Sanjay Chandrasekhar: Okay.
[He leaves]
Olive Penderghast: I need to get my business in order before I drag you into it.
Woodchuck Todd: What if I told you I wanna be dragged into it? I could help, maybe.
Olive Penderghast: Why now? Why are you all of a sudden into me now?
Woodchuck Todd: I don't know. I haven't overanalyzed it, like you're about to.
Woodchuck Todd: What if I told you I wanna be dragged into it? I could help, maybe.
Olive Penderghast: Why now? Why are you all of a sudden into me now?
Woodchuck Todd: I don't know. I haven't overanalyzed it, like you're about to.
[from trailer]
Brandon: Do you wanna go out with me?
Olive Penderghast: Brandon, just a couple of hours ago you told me you were Kinsey 6 gay.
Brandon: You said I should pretend to be straight.
Olive Penderghast: I didn't mean with me!
Brandon: I am tormented every day at school. Just one good, imaginary fling.
Brandon: Do you wanna go out with me?
Olive Penderghast: Brandon, just a couple of hours ago you told me you were Kinsey 6 gay.
Brandon: You said I should pretend to be straight.
Olive Penderghast: I didn't mean with me!
Brandon: I am tormented every day at school. Just one good, imaginary fling.
Olive Penderghast: [about her business of pretending to have sex with people] Whether I liked it or not, I had *a lot* of customers. Phil Lord gave me 100 bucks from Best Buy so he could tell people we hooked up behind the library. I got 50 dollars from TJ Max so Eric Ling could say we got it on during Chemistry. Ninety dollars from Panda Express so Brain Dukes could say I showed him mine, but he did NOT show me his.
Olive Penderghast: Can you not see that I'm a mess?
Rosemary: No, you're not, Olive. You're wonderful. And you'll handle this the same way I did. With an incontrovertible sense of humor. But you're much smarter than I am... so you'll come out of this much better than I did.
Olive Penderghast: Thank you, Mom.
Rosemary: No, you're not, Olive. You're wonderful. And you'll handle this the same way I did. With an incontrovertible sense of humor. But you're much smarter than I am... so you'll come out of this much better than I did.
Olive Penderghast: Thank you, Mom.
Rosemary: What's going on, honey? Why do you want us to "take a bullet" if anyone asks if you were here all weekend?
Olive Penderghast: Oh, it's nothing. Just the rumor mill.
Rosemary: What's the rumor mill churning out these days? Anything interesting?
Olive Penderghast: You know, not really. Not really. Its a little low on grist.
Dill: Oh, clever wordplay. I like it very much. You must be related to me.
Olive Penderghast: Only by marriage.
Olive Penderghast: Oh, it's nothing. Just the rumor mill.
Rosemary: What's the rumor mill churning out these days? Anything interesting?
Olive Penderghast: You know, not really. Not really. Its a little low on grist.
Dill: Oh, clever wordplay. I like it very much. You must be related to me.
Olive Penderghast: Only by marriage.
Olive Penderghast: [about Melody Bostic] She is the most popular girl in school. It's partly because she's pretty and has perfect; but mostly because her parents let her have these huge parties every time she catching them *doing it* in the pool.
Olive Penderghast: [beat] Which is every week... apparently.
Olive Penderghast: [beat] Which is every week... apparently.
Olive Penderghast: [about the rumors that she punched Nina] It's not true.
Rhiannon: It wasn't the left tit? It was the right one! I always pegged you for a south paw.
[mimes boxing]
Rhiannon: Pow! Pow!
Olive Penderghast: Will you listen to me for a second, please? It didn't happen!
Rhiannon: [Not believing her] Yeah, right. Your secret's safe with me, you little sex monkey!
Rhiannon: It wasn't the left tit? It was the right one! I always pegged you for a south paw.
[mimes boxing]
Rhiannon: Pow! Pow!
Olive Penderghast: Will you listen to me for a second, please? It didn't happen!
Rhiannon: [Not believing her] Yeah, right. Your secret's safe with me, you little sex monkey!
Brandon: [while pretending to have sex with Olive and she's hitting him with a book] You don't have to be so aggressive about it.
Olive Penderghast: What, you don't like that?
[yells so the eavesdroppers outside the door will hear]
Olive Penderghast: You don't like that!
Brandon: [whispers to Olive] NO, I don't like that!
Olive Penderghast: What, you don't like that?
[yells so the eavesdroppers outside the door will hear]
Olive Penderghast: You don't like that!
Brandon: [whispers to Olive] NO, I don't like that!
Mrs. Griffith: [During an appointment with Olive] Don't tell anyone I'm doing this - please...
[opens a drawer and takes out a handful of condoms, then hands them to Olive]
Mrs. Griffith: Here you go.
Olive Penderghast: I really don't need those.
Mrs. Griffith: Oh, you *really* do.
[puts the condoms in Olive's hand]
Mrs. Griffith: Here you go. I just don't want this *thing* you're going through to define your life. Olive, do what you got to do, let your freak flag fly. Just make sure you have an exit strategy.
Olive Penderghast: [Olive looks at the condoms] Listen, Mrs. Griffins, I really don't need these.
Mrs. Griffith: You know, the pill is not 100% effective. Ask some of your friend's parents.
[opens a drawer and takes out a handful of condoms, then hands them to Olive]
Mrs. Griffith: Here you go.
Olive Penderghast: I really don't need those.
Mrs. Griffith: Oh, you *really* do.
[puts the condoms in Olive's hand]
Mrs. Griffith: Here you go. I just don't want this *thing* you're going through to define your life. Olive, do what you got to do, let your freak flag fly. Just make sure you have an exit strategy.
Olive Penderghast: [Olive looks at the condoms] Listen, Mrs. Griffins, I really don't need these.
Mrs. Griffith: You know, the pill is not 100% effective. Ask some of your friend's parents.
Rhiannon: George is not a sexy name. George is like what you name your teddy bear, not the name you wanna scream out during climax.
Mr. Griffith: I hope by "climax" you weren't talking about...
Olive Penderghast: The stable and self-perpetuating end-stage in the evolution of a plant community. Like "by George, that tree has reached the final stage of ecological succession".
Rhiannon: And it only took 20 seconds.
Mr. Griffith: I hope by "climax" you weren't talking about...
Olive Penderghast: The stable and self-perpetuating end-stage in the evolution of a plant community. Like "by George, that tree has reached the final stage of ecological succession".
Rhiannon: And it only took 20 seconds.
Olive Penderghast: So they got Rhiannon. Never underestimate the power of extremists like Marianne. They sense any weaknesses, they pounce like jungle cats. And the whack pack just gets bigger and bigger. But at least they have a pack. I was used to being by myself, but I have never felt more alone.
