Entourage Quotes
Movie star Vincent Chase, together with his boys Eric, Turtle, and Johnny, are back - and back in business with super agent-turned-studio head Ari Gold on a risky project that will serve as Vince's directorial debut.
Ari Gold: I gave you 100 million dollars. You agreed to not go over!
Vincent Chase: Because you said I couldn't direct unless we agreed.
Johnny Chase: It's like when a girl asks if you want to bang her hot sister. Of course you say 'no' but neither of you really believes you mean it, though.
Ari Gold: What is he doing here?
Vincent Chase: Because you said I couldn't direct unless we agreed.
Johnny Chase: It's like when a girl asks if you want to bang her hot sister. Of course you say 'no' but neither of you really believes you mean it, though.
Ari Gold: What is he doing here?
Ronda Rousey: You couldn't last 30 seconds with me if your life depended on it. I could really hurt you, Turtle.
Turtle: So I last 30 seconds, you let me take you out on a proper date.
Ronda Rousey: Last 60 seconds and I'll let you fuck me.
[bell rings]
Turtle: How much time?
Johnny Chase: 3 seconds!
[Ronda kicks Turtle to the ground]
Turtle: So I last 30 seconds, you let me take you out on a proper date.
Ronda Rousey: Last 60 seconds and I'll let you fuck me.
[bell rings]
Turtle: How much time?
Johnny Chase: 3 seconds!
[Ronda kicks Turtle to the ground]
Eric Murphy: We can't finish the movie without money.
Ari Gold: Really? Because I thought we could finish it with Fruit Loops.
Eric Murphy: You're funny. But did you tell Vince, because he's on his way to editing.
Ari Gold: I'm telling you. Because it is your job, along with going over budget and being short, to tell him these things.
Ari Gold: Really? Because I thought we could finish it with Fruit Loops.
Eric Murphy: You're funny. But did you tell Vince, because he's on his way to editing.
Ari Gold: I'm telling you. Because it is your job, along with going over budget and being short, to tell him these things.
George Takei: [at Lloyd's wedding] The commitment that these two men are about to make is the most important commitment anyone can make.
Ari Gold: If you're not gay, Lloyd, now would probably be the time to say so.
George Takei: And if you are, Ari, this is probably your time.
Ari Gold: Don't kid yourself, Sulu.
Ari Gold: If you're not gay, Lloyd, now would probably be the time to say so.
George Takei: And if you are, Ari, this is probably your time.
Ari Gold: Don't kid yourself, Sulu.
[at couples therapy]
Ari Gold: I promised my wife that if she let me go back to work, it would be nothing but fun and it has been. I do almost nothing but smile all day. And the anger meds didn't make me calm, they just made me not able to cum, which just made me angry, and just made my wife sore. Now, currently I am a little bit stressed about this giant movie because I haven't been able to see it until yesterday - thank God it's FUCKING amazing. But suddenly this little punk bitch version of Forrest Gump thinks that he has the authority to weigh in on cutting my movie star director's brother, and his fucking Foghorn Leghorn of a father won't call me back to tell me that he doesn't, so yes, I am a tiny, TINY bit stressed, which is normal, no?
Ari Gold: I promised my wife that if she let me go back to work, it would be nothing but fun and it has been. I do almost nothing but smile all day. And the anger meds didn't make me calm, they just made me not able to cum, which just made me angry, and just made my wife sore. Now, currently I am a little bit stressed about this giant movie because I haven't been able to see it until yesterday - thank God it's FUCKING amazing. But suddenly this little punk bitch version of Forrest Gump thinks that he has the authority to weigh in on cutting my movie star director's brother, and his fucking Foghorn Leghorn of a father won't call me back to tell me that he doesn't, so yes, I am a tiny, TINY bit stressed, which is normal, no?
Larsen McCredle: Ari, we sure do 'preciate you comin' out here all this way.
Ari Gold: Oh, of course.
Larsen McCredle: You been on the job nearly 8 months and hadn't payed us a visit. We're beginning to feel unloved.
Ari Gold: I didn't know I was invited.
Larsen McCredle: Oh, anybody spends my money like you do is always invited to my home to tell me why.
Ari Gold: Oh, of course.
Larsen McCredle: You been on the job nearly 8 months and hadn't payed us a visit. We're beginning to feel unloved.
Ari Gold: I didn't know I was invited.
Larsen McCredle: Oh, anybody spends my money like you do is always invited to my home to tell me why.
Larsen McCredle: This man treated my son like a horse's ass, which he is, but that's not really the point. You said you had a son, Gold?
Ari Gold: I do. He's 12.
Larsen McCredle: Well I hope when he grows up he's not a complete and utter fuckin' buffoon like mine, but just in case he is, I hope the people that respect you at least pretend to respect him.
Ari Gold: I do. He's 12.
Larsen McCredle: Well I hope when he grows up he's not a complete and utter fuckin' buffoon like mine, but just in case he is, I hope the people that respect you at least pretend to respect him.
Piers Morgan: So, you came to Hollywood first?
Johnny Chase: I was the trailblazer.
Piers Morgan: And then Vince followed.
Johnny Chase: With Turtle - they lived in my house, rent free for the first year.
Piers Morgan: But as I understand it, you now live in Vince's house?
Johnny Chase: I'm 40 years old and can quite possibly get an Oscar nom this year. Why the f### would I live at my baby brother's house?... I'm just staying there 'til my roof gets re-shingled.
Johnny Chase: I was the trailblazer.
Piers Morgan: And then Vince followed.
Johnny Chase: With Turtle - they lived in my house, rent free for the first year.
Piers Morgan: But as I understand it, you now live in Vince's house?
Johnny Chase: I'm 40 years old and can quite possibly get an Oscar nom this year. Why the f### would I live at my baby brother's house?... I'm just staying there 'til my roof gets re-shingled.
Ari Gold: Vincent Chase is great in this movie.
Travis McCredle: Bullshit, he sucks. His too-pretty face ruins the fuckin' thing - it's distracting!
Ari Gold: How the hell are you gonna fix his face with editing?
Travis McCredle: I guess I'm not! Which is why I told my father we should just bite the bullet, put some more money into this thing, and reshoot it with new actors and a different director.
Ari Gold: Hmph, reshoot. You have any idea what that'll cost?
Travis McCredle: That's your job to figure out! But I'll bet that there's a cheap way to do it digitally. Hell, I saw Tupac Shakur in concert last year - that guy's been dead twenty years!
[squeezes whipped cream into his mouth]
Travis McCredle: Bullshit, he sucks. His too-pretty face ruins the fuckin' thing - it's distracting!
Ari Gold: How the hell are you gonna fix his face with editing?
Travis McCredle: I guess I'm not! Which is why I told my father we should just bite the bullet, put some more money into this thing, and reshoot it with new actors and a different director.
Ari Gold: Hmph, reshoot. You have any idea what that'll cost?
Travis McCredle: That's your job to figure out! But I'll bet that there's a cheap way to do it digitally. Hell, I saw Tupac Shakur in concert last year - that guy's been dead twenty years!
[squeezes whipped cream into his mouth]
Ari Gold: [about Travis] He doesn't like Drama. He wants to cut him out.
Vincent Chase: Johnny?
Ari Gold: Yeah.
Mark Wahlberg: That's fucked up, Vince. I'm gonna do my reality show the Wahlbergers right now at A&E - if they tried to cut out my mother, I'd kill somebody, even if she sucked as bad as Drama probably sucks.
Vincent Chase: Johnny?
Ari Gold: Yeah.
Mark Wahlberg: That's fucked up, Vince. I'm gonna do my reality show the Wahlbergers right now at A&E - if they tried to cut out my mother, I'd kill somebody, even if she sucked as bad as Drama probably sucks.
Travis McCredle: I know we met before but what is your involvement in this again?
Eric Murphy: I'm the producer of the movie.
Vincent Chase: And he's my manager.
Travis McCredle: OH! Yeah, uh, you were the guy on Piers Morgan spinning pizza dough, right? Vince, you take care of more people than the Red Cross, huh?
Eric Murphy: I'm the producer of the movie.
Vincent Chase: And he's my manager.
Travis McCredle: OH! Yeah, uh, you were the guy on Piers Morgan spinning pizza dough, right? Vince, you take care of more people than the Red Cross, huh?
