The lone survivor of an onslaught of flesh-possessing spirits holds up in a cabin with a group of strangers while the demons continue their attack.

Ash: [for no apparent reason] ... Groovy.
Henrietta: I'll swallow your soul! I'll swallow your soul! I'll swallow your soul!
Ash: [aims shotgun at Henrietta's face] Swallow this.
Ash: Workshed.
Annie: [Looking at a picture in the Necronomicon of Ash himself] In 1300 AD they called this man the uh, 'hero from the sky'. He was prophesied to have destroyed the evil.
Ash: He didn't do a very good job...
[upon gaining the chainsaw in place of his lost right hand]
Ash: Groovy.
Ash: Hey, what do you say we have some champagne, huh, baby?
Linda: Sure.
Ash: After all, I'm a man and you're a woman... at least last time I checked. Huh huh.
Ash: [talking to mirror] I'm fine... I'm fine...
[Mirror Ash jumps out of the mirror and grabs Ash]
Mirror Ash: I don't think so. We just cut up our girlfriend with a chainsaw. Does that sound "fine"?
Ash: Got you, didn't I, you little sucker!
Linda: Even now we have your darling Linda's soul, as she suffers in torment!
Ash: You're going DOWN!
Ash: [to his freshly sawn-off possessed hand] Here's your new home.
[Ash places a bucket and a bunch of books on it to trap the hand, the top book reads "A Farewell to Arms"]
Henrietta: Someone's in my fruit cellar! Someone with a fresh soooul!
Bobbie Joe: You're holding my hand too tight.
Jake: Baby, I ain't holding your hand!
Ed Getley: We are the things that were and shall be again! Ahahahaha! Spirits of the book! We want what is yours! LIFE! Dead by dawn! Dead by dawn!
Possessed Henrietta: Dead by dawn! Dead by dawn!
Ash: [having just gotten hit in the face with a gusher of blood that turns to black goo] Old double-barrel here, blow your butts to Kingdom Come!
[staggers backward, voice drops]
Ash: See if we don't!
Linda: [the demon has possessed Linda] Yes! Your love was a lie! And now she burns in hell!
[Ash grabs a chainsaw]
Ash: That's right... who's laughing now... who's laughing *now*?
Ash: [as his evil sawn-off hand gives him the finger] Son of a...!
Ash: You're goin' down. Chainsaw.
[Ash's hand gains a life of its own]
Ash: Gimme back my hand... GIMME BACK MY HAND!
Annie: The first passage will allow the demon to manifest itself in the flesh.
Ash: Why the hell would we want to do that?
Ash: [being sucked in a vortex] For God's sake! How do you stop it?
Bobbie Joe: [pointing to an *empty* room] It's in there...
Ash: We'll all go in together.
Jake: Hell no! You're the curious one!
Ash: [as all the knights start hailing him] No. Nooo, Noooo... noooo! NOOOOOO!
Ash: You did it kid...
Ash: There's something out there. That... that witch in the cellar is only part of it. It lives... out in those woods, in the dark... something... something that's come back from the dead.
Ash: [after his hand is cut off] You bastards... you dirty bastards!
Bobbie Joe: I hope you rot down there!
Ash: Then let's head on down into that cellar and carve ourselves a witch.
[Ash is trapped in the cellar with Henrietta walking towards him]
Ash: Open the door. There's something down here!
Annie: Open it. Quickly!
Jake: It's a trick!
Ash: [to Henrietta] Let's go.
Professor Raymond Knowby: Recite the passages... dispel the evil... save my soul... and your own minds!

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