Excess Baggage

Excess Baggage Quotes

Emily has always been the rich brat who tries to pull every imaginable stunt to get attention. But one day, as she fakes her own kidnapping and locks herself in the trunk of a car, a thief ... See full summary »

Emily: Do you like my tummy?
Vincent: Yeah, it's nice.
Emily: Do you like my laugh?
Vincent: If you smile.
Vincent: How stupid do you think I am, huh?
Emily: How stupid is there?
Emily: You got a girlfriend?
Vincent: Nah, I gave that up.
Emily: Why?
Vincent: Because I always see the potential of failure.
Emily: Oh, hi Dad, I'm okay but um... Daddy he made me touch his penis.
Vincent: [Vincent hangs up the phone] Touch what?
Emily: Oops.
Vincent: How old are you?
Emily: Twelve.
Vincent: Okay. If you say so.
Raymond: Yeah, right. That's what I'll do, give my car keys to a car thief.
Vincent: I got a Twinkie in the car. It's all yours, if you want it. Just make this call for me.
Vincent: [Uncle Ray is walking towards them with a gun] Think he's gonna shoot?
Emily: Yes, *yes*, Vincent! Run!
[both start running quickly]
Emily: Where are we going?
Vincent: Knotty Pines.
Emily: What do ya gotta go to Knotty Pines for?
Vincent: So I can meet my man, and tell him "Hey Greg! It's so nice to see you! I just got robbed for $200,000! I enjoyed it!" "Whaaat by who?" "Her uncle!" "Who?" "Her uncle?" I mean, is this science fiction or what?
Vincent: We can do this the easy way or the hard way.
Emily: What's the hard way?
Vincent: It's harder... it's harder than the easy way. That's what I know.
Vincent: I've known this girl for two days, are you tellin' me I care more about her than you? You son of a bitch! You should've sold her when she was born for cashvalue Mr. Business Man!
Vincent: Let's see... we've got rum, tequila and rum... Rum and tequila. What would you like?
Emily: You don't have to be drunk to kiss me.
Vincent: Well... I'm not drunk.
[kisses her]
Vincent: You're a real screwy kid ya know that?
Vincent: Do you know the best way to make a dream come true? Do you? It's to wake up.
Stick: She's got some ass, huh?
Vincent: Your mother's got some ass.
Uncle Ray: Why? Did I beat you? Did I shoot you? In the groin?
Vincent: Are those options?
Vincent: You don't know where you are, you don't know who I am, and you're cuffed to my bathroom pipe. Honey, don't do me like that.
Vincent: I'm tired of tossing salad, if you know what I mean.
Vincent: I once stole a Ferrari with a Chihuahua in the back. He made less noise than you do.
Emily: [Emily is cuffed to the sink in the bathroom after beating on Vincent] What... you're done? You don't wanna play anymore?
Vincent: There goes the medicine cabinet.

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