Franklin Pierce Adams Quotes

Franklin Pierce Adams — American Writer born on November 15, 1881, died on March 23, 1960

Franklin Pierce Adams was an American columnist, well known by his initials F.P.A., and wit, best known for his newspaper column, "The Conning Tower", and his appearances as a regular panelist on radio's Information Please. A prolific writer of light verse, he was a member of the Algonquin Round Table of the 1920s and 1930s... (wikipedia)

Health is the thing that makes you feel that now is the best time of the year.

Years ago we discovered the exact point, the dead center of middle age. It occurs when you are too young to take up golf and too old to rush up to the net.

Nothing is more responsible for the good old days than a bad memory.

You do not know what you can miss before you try.

Elections are won by men and women chiefly because most people vote against somebody rather than for somebody.