Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive. Elbert Hubbard
Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else. Margaret Mead
I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you. Robin Williams
A mother's arms are made of tenderness and children sleep soundly in them. Victor Hugo
When your mother asks, 'Do you want a piece of advice?' it is a mere formality. It doesn't matter if you answer yes or no. You're going to get it anyway. Erma Bombeck