George Burns — American Comedian born on January 20, 1896, died on March 09, 1996

George Burns, born Nathan Birnbaum, was an American comedian, actor, and writer. He was one of the few entertainers whose career successfully spanned vaudeville, film, radio, and television. His arched eyebrow and cigar-smoke punctuation became familiar trademarks for over three-quarters of a century... (wikipedia)

Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
I don't believe in dying. It's been done. I'm working on a new exit. Besides, I can't die now - I'm booked.
If you ask what is the single most important key to longevity, I would have to say it is avoiding worry, stress and tension. And if you didn't ask me, I'd still have to say it.
Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle.

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