Rodney Dangerfield — American Comedian born on November 22, 1921, died on October 05, 2004

Rodney Dangerfield was an American comedian and actor, known for the catchphrase "I don't get no respect!" and his monologues on that theme. He is also remembered for his 1980s film roles, especially in Easy Money, Caddyshack, and Back to School... (wikipedia)

Yeah, I know I'm ugly... I said to a bartender, 'Make me a zombie.' He said 'God beat me to it.'
Acting deals with very delicate emotions. It is not putting up a mask. Each time an actor acts he does not hide; he exposes himself.
I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap.
On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me.

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