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The neighboring gardens of Montague and Capulet are at war, but the gnomes, Gnomeo and Juliet, are in love.
Lady Bluebury: My, your tulips are looking a little limp this year, aren't they? Lord Redbrick: Oh! I don't like what you're incinerating. Lady Bluebury: The proper word is "insinuating", illiterate. Lord Redbrick: I am not illiterate! My parents were married!
Juliet: Oh, Gnomeo, Gnomeo, are we really doomed to never see each other again? Why must you wear a blue hat? Why couldn't it be red like my father, or green like... like a leprechaun... or purple like, ummm, like some weird guy - I mean what's in a gnome? Because you are blue, my father sees red, and because I am red, I am feeling blue. Oh, at any rate that shouldn't be the thing to keep us apart, should it? Gnomeo: No, no, it shouldn't! I couldn't have said it better myself! Juliet: Oh, my giddy aunt, did you just hear all that? What are you doing here? Gnomeo: I don't know! I just wanted to, uh [Gives a nervous chuckle] Gnomeo: , I just wanted to see you again! Juliet: Are you crazy? If my dad finds you he'll bury you under the patio! Gnomeo: 'Finds me', are you joking? 'Stealth' is my middle name! [Steps on the button which sets off a display of bright lights]
Nanette: [to Shroom] You look like a fun-gi!
Fawn: [Looking at the graffitied well] Why would anyone do this to Tybalt? Red Good Gnomes: Because nobody likes him!
Juliet: He's a Blue! Gnomeo: She's a Red! Featherstone: And I'm Pink - who cares!
Lord Redbrick: [Turning away from the wrecked pedestal] I'm sorry about your son Lady Bluebury: I'm sorry about your daughter Lord Redbrick: [Steps forward and holds out his hand] This feud... Lady Bluebury: Is over. [Takes his hand]
Benny: I love going Commando!
Lord Redbrick: [On the Blue gnome who infiltrated the Red garden] When I find him, he'll be sleeping with the fishes! [Cut to Gnomeo and Shroom sitting at the bottom of the pond]
Fawn: Ok, who's cheating?
Lord Redbrick: You are delicate! Juliet: [Turns and faces her father] I'm not delicate! [kicks her tulip off the pedestal] Nanette: [Removes the tulip from her mouth] She's definitely not delicate!
Featherstone: A weed by any other name is still a weed.
Featherstone: [Indicating Shroom] He followed your scent all the way from the alley, and he doesn't even have a nose [lowers his voice] Featherstone: I checked.
Bill Shakespeare: [after spotting the large explosion in the background] Told ya so.
Gnomeo: Let's kick some grass!
Red Good Gnomes: [First Lines] The story you are about to see has been told before. A lot.
Lord Redbrick: Attack! Lady Bluebury: Counter-attack! Lord Redbrick: Counter-counter-attack!
Terrafirminator V.O.: MEOW!
Nanette: What happened to that very important, life changing orchid? Juliet: [Walking away] What orchid?
[Juliet is worried someone may have heard the collapse of the log pile] Gnomeo: It's alright - nobody lives here. Juliet: Then why are you whispering? Gnomeo: Why are you whispering? Juliet: [Spotting something behind Gnomeo] Wow - look at that! [Runs towards it] Gnomeo: I guess we're finished with the whispering thing!