Goal!

Goal! Quotes

The extremely talented Santiago Munez is given a chance at professional football, after being spotted by a scout who has ties with Newcastle United.

Santiago Munez: The only one who can tell me I'm not good enough is you. And even then I may not agree with you.
Erik Dornhelm: Here we pass the ball, you understand that? We're a unit, not a one-man show. The name on the front of the shirt is more important than the one on the back.
Erik Dornhelm: So, when I say go, I want you to run as fast as you can to the goal, ok?
Santiago Munez: Yeah!
Erik Dornhelm: Go! Come back. Again, go! What did you learn?
Santiago Munez: That, that you can score from half way.
Erik Dornhelm: No, that the ball can travel faster than you!
Santiago Munez: I don't know where home is.
Roz Harmison: Yeah ya do. It's green an' it's got a goal post at each end.
Newcastle fan #1: Hows it going?
Newcastle fan #2: We've made all the early running.
Newcastle fan #1: How long's it been on?
Newcastle fan #2: A minute!
Santiago Munez: [a bunch of the guys are going into a bar] Do I need an ID or anything?
Jamie Drew: ID... Identification?
Santiago Munez: Yeh... I mean, how old do you have to be to get a drink here?
Jamie Drew: ...er eleven.
Glen Foy: Welcome to the toon.
Santiago Munez: What's the toon?
Glen Foy: It's where the Geordies live.
Santiago Munez: What's a Geordie?
Glen Foy: Someone who lives in the toon.
Barry Rankin: [Talking to someone on the phone] What's cool and hangs up?
[And then hangs up]

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