Grown Ups Quotes
After their high school basketball coach passes away, five good friends and former teammates reunite for a Fourth of July holiday weekend.
Water Park Stud: [in a high pitched voice] What's up ladies? I'm from Sascatchatoon! That's up in Canada, eh? You American ladies ever been up to Sascatchatoon? Yeah, you American ladies would enjoy being in Sascatchatoon.
[all the wives laugh at him]
Water Park Stud: Hoseteasers.
[walks off angry]
Deanne McKenzie: Everything was on steroids except for his voice.
[all the wives laugh at him]
Water Park Stud: Hoseteasers.
[walks off angry]
Deanne McKenzie: Everything was on steroids except for his voice.
Deanne McKenzie: Since when did you learn to speak Chinese?
Kurt McKenzie: Just a little something I picked up watching a Chinese cooking show.
Deanne McKenzie: That's great. Maybe you should focus a little less on the talking, and a little more of the cooking.
Mama Ronzoni: [laughs] You got told.
Kurt McKenzie: You got toe.
Kurt McKenzie: Just a little something I picked up watching a Chinese cooking show.
Deanne McKenzie: That's great. Maybe you should focus a little less on the talking, and a little more of the cooking.
Mama Ronzoni: [laughs] You got told.
Kurt McKenzie: You got toe.
Marcus Higgins: Hey Lenny, remember when we'd come here after we got wasted?
Donna Lamonsoff: [Hearing what Marcus just said] What's wasted?
Lenny Feder: Nice one, Higgins. Wasted is when you have a hankering for ice cream.
[All the kids are talking about wanting to get wasted]
Donna Lamonsoff: I want to get wasted every day of my life.
Becky Feder: I want to get chocolate wasted.
Donna Lamonsoff: [Hearing what Marcus just said] What's wasted?
Lenny Feder: Nice one, Higgins. Wasted is when you have a hankering for ice cream.
[All the kids are talking about wanting to get wasted]
Donna Lamonsoff: I want to get wasted every day of my life.
Becky Feder: I want to get chocolate wasted.
Bean Lamonsoff: I want mommy's milk!
Eric Lamonsoff: No more mommy's milk.
Bean Lamonsoff: I want mommy's milk.
[a kid walks by with a milk carton, which Eric takes]
Milk Kid: Hey!
Eric Lamonsoff: Here's a dollar, get out of here. Now drink it.
Bean Lamonsoff: I don't know if mommy will like that.
Eric Lamonsoff: Just watch me drink it.
[Bean drinks the milk carton]
Bean Lamonsoff: I'm just like daddy.
Kurt McKenzie: Yay! More for us!
Eric Lamonsoff: No more mommy's milk.
Bean Lamonsoff: I want mommy's milk.
[a kid walks by with a milk carton, which Eric takes]
Milk Kid: Hey!
Eric Lamonsoff: Here's a dollar, get out of here. Now drink it.
Bean Lamonsoff: I don't know if mommy will like that.
Eric Lamonsoff: Just watch me drink it.
[Bean drinks the milk carton]
Bean Lamonsoff: I'm just like daddy.
Kurt McKenzie: Yay! More for us!
Eric Lamonsoff: I gotta make a sissy.
Kurt McKenzie: Come on, you made three already.
Rob Hilliard: It must be oozing out at this point.
Eric Lamonsoff: Shut up. I'm trying to concentrate.
Kurt McKenzie: It's taking a piss, not the SATs.
Lenny Feder: Are you peeing or is a diesel truck turning off? What the hell is that?
Marcus Higgins: Listen to hamper bottom. I think he's sending a message in Morse code. Getting old. Stop. Can't pee. Stop. Reek like an asparagus. Stop. Even though I didn't have any. Stop.
Kurt McKenzie: Come on, you made three already.
Rob Hilliard: It must be oozing out at this point.
Eric Lamonsoff: Shut up. I'm trying to concentrate.
Kurt McKenzie: It's taking a piss, not the SATs.
Lenny Feder: Are you peeing or is a diesel truck turning off? What the hell is that?
Marcus Higgins: Listen to hamper bottom. I think he's sending a message in Morse code. Getting old. Stop. Can't pee. Stop. Reek like an asparagus. Stop. Even though I didn't have any. Stop.
Lenny Feder: You see that? You just aim for a spot and shoot the ball there?
Eric Lamonsoff: It's true. Your dad has won over 50 games with that shot.
Greg Feder: Really? Because that shot doesn't work on the Wii.
Eric Lamonsoff: Well, you should Wii-turn that Wii and get yourself a Wii-fund. Tim Duncan has had over a hundred game winners with that shot.
Eric Lamonsoff: It's true. Your dad has won over 50 games with that shot.
Greg Feder: Really? Because that shot doesn't work on the Wii.
Eric Lamonsoff: Well, you should Wii-turn that Wii and get yourself a Wii-fund. Tim Duncan has had over a hundred game winners with that shot.
Gloria: Like when Rob snapped at me the other day, that was scary. And you all thought I was so calm, but inside I was saying "Gloria Nunen, do not call him a bug-eyed sociopath with a little man complex. Do not say that his hair makes him look like a dirty q-tip. Or that he resembles an older, gay Jonas Brother. Or a midget, Filipino Fonzi.
Donna Lamonsoff: Dad, hurry up. I want to go on the other rides.
Eric Lamonsoff: Just a minute. Don't worry, we'll get to ride all of them.
Donna Lamonsoff: Are you making a sissy? You know they make a chemical that turns urine blue.
Eric Lamonsoff: No, that's just a myth.
Eric Lamonsoff: [as the urine is turning blue] Oh my gosh, you're embarrassing me!
Eric Lamonsoff: Just a minute. Don't worry, we'll get to ride all of them.
Donna Lamonsoff: Are you making a sissy? You know they make a chemical that turns urine blue.
Eric Lamonsoff: No, that's just a myth.
Eric Lamonsoff: [as the urine is turning blue] Oh my gosh, you're embarrassing me!
