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An alien on the run from his own people makes friends with a girl. He tries to help her on her quest, but can be an interference.
Oh: Ah!. Involuntary physical response. You have tricked me into listening to a debilitating sonic weapon.
Gratuity 'Tip' Tucci: If you want humans to not hate you you could start by liking some of our stuff.
Gratuity 'Tip' Tucci: Confusion. What is happening to my body?
Gratuity 'Tip' Tucci: It's called dancing.
Oh: Bovvs do not dancing.
Gratuity 'Tip' Tucci: I can tell. But you're getting the hang of it.
Oh: How long before this kills me? I am not in control of my own extremities.
Gratuity 'Tip' Tucci: That's it. Work it.
Oh: I do not want it to work.
Gratuity 'Tip' Tucci: Hey, you know what. Boo rhyme with 'groove'. Shake you Boov thing.
Oh: It is shaking in a most undignified way. Oh no, My hands are in the air as if I just do not care. This is not how a Boov behaves.
Gratuity 'Tip' Tucci: If you want humans to not hate you you could start by liking some of our stuff.
Gratuity 'Tip' Tucci: Confusion. What is happening to my body?
Gratuity 'Tip' Tucci: It's called dancing.
Oh: Bovvs do not dancing.
Gratuity 'Tip' Tucci: I can tell. But you're getting the hang of it.
Oh: How long before this kills me? I am not in control of my own extremities.
Gratuity 'Tip' Tucci: That's it. Work it.
Oh: I do not want it to work.
Gratuity 'Tip' Tucci: Hey, you know what. Boo rhyme with 'groove'. Shake you Boov thing.
Oh: It is shaking in a most undignified way. Oh no, My hands are in the air as if I just do not care. This is not how a Boov behaves.
Oh: Your vehicle is infested.
Gratuity 'Tip' Tucci: It's not infested. He's my pet. His name is Pig. Don't touch him.
Oh: Now, he is vibrating. Is he going to explode?
Gratuity 'Tip' Tucci: No, he is just purring.
Oh: Why do you haves this thing? Is it useful? Does it give meat or milk?
Gratuity 'Tip' Tucci: What? Ugh. No, you just have pets. For fun, and companionship.
Oh: You has me for companion on the ship.
Gratuity 'Tip' Tucci: It's not infested. He's my pet. His name is Pig. Don't touch him.
Oh: Now, he is vibrating. Is he going to explode?
Gratuity 'Tip' Tucci: No, he is just purring.
Oh: Why do you haves this thing? Is it useful? Does it give meat or milk?
Gratuity 'Tip' Tucci: What? Ugh. No, you just have pets. For fun, and companionship.
Oh: You has me for companion on the ship.
Gratuity 'Tip' Tucci: Okay, pee break.
Oh: I, too, has to break pee. Or as you calls it 'Number 1'.We also has the 'number 2'
Gratuity 'Tip' Tucci: Okay.
Oh: and the 'Number 3'.
Oh: Okay.
Oh: It is is a good thing I dooz not has to go the 'Number 3'.It would not be safe for you.'
Gratuity 'Tip' Tucci: Urrgh.
Oh: We only dooz it once a year.I would not call it a holiday. But you dooz need to take the day off.
Oh: I, too, has to break pee. Or as you calls it 'Number 1'.We also has the 'number 2'
Gratuity 'Tip' Tucci: Okay.
Oh: and the 'Number 3'.
Oh: Okay.
Oh: It is is a good thing I dooz not has to go the 'Number 3'.It would not be safe for you.'
Gratuity 'Tip' Tucci: Urrgh.
Oh: We only dooz it once a year.I would not call it a holiday. But you dooz need to take the day off.
Gratuity 'Tip' Tucci: What is the purpose of your face?
Oh: I has confusion. I do not wish to be erased. But maybe Captain Smek is right. It is possible, I will continue making hilarious mistakes.
Gratuity 'Tip' Tucci: Probably.
Oh: That is not making me feel better.
Gratuity 'Tip' Tucci: Nobody is perfect. You know, my Mum says your mistakes are what make you human.
Oh: That is not what makes you Boov.
Oh: Gratuity Tucci, before we came Captain Smek telled us that the humans needed us. That the humans were just like the animals and thaw could to make them better teach to them. We were told the humans were simple and backwards. It is what we thought.But I am thinking now that we were thinking wrong and that Captain Smek is the wrongest. I am thinking the Boov should never have come to Smekland to Earthling. So I am saying the sorry to you, Gratuity Tucci.
Gratuity 'Tip' Tucci: Call me Tip.
Oh: I has confusion. I do not wish to be erased. But maybe Captain Smek is right. It is possible, I will continue making hilarious mistakes.
Gratuity 'Tip' Tucci: Probably.
Oh: That is not making me feel better.
Gratuity 'Tip' Tucci: Nobody is perfect. You know, my Mum says your mistakes are what make you human.
Oh: That is not what makes you Boov.
Oh: Gratuity Tucci, before we came Captain Smek telled us that the humans needed us. That the humans were just like the animals and thaw could to make them better teach to them. We were told the humans were simple and backwards. It is what we thought.But I am thinking now that we were thinking wrong and that Captain Smek is the wrongest. I am thinking the Boov should never have come to Smekland to Earthling. So I am saying the sorry to you, Gratuity Tucci.
Gratuity 'Tip' Tucci: Call me Tip.
Gratuity 'Tip' Tucci: Gotcha, gotcha, gotcha, gotcha. Urrgh
Oh: What for are you did this?I am Boov, beloved by all humans.
Gratuity 'Tip' Tucci: I know what you are.
Oh: Excellent. Can I come into the out now?
Gratuity 'Tip' Tucci: No, you cannot come into the out now. You can never come into the out ever again.
Oh: But I can. You are just having to take away the piece of wood.well, then I will have to have to , I will shoot forth the lazers from my eyeballs.
Gratuity 'Tip' Tucci: You can do that?
Oh: Yes.
Gratuity 'Tip' Tucci: Well, if you shoot your eye lazers then I'll have no choice but to explode your head.
Oh: You humans cannot to explode...
Gratuity 'Tip' Tucci: We can too. We just don't much. It's considered rude.
Oh: Then, then I am granting you a truth. You are not to exploding heads and I will not do my devastating eye lakers.
Gratuity 'Tip' Tucci: Okay. Truths.
Oh: So, can I come into the out, now?
Gratuity 'Tip' Tucci: No. This is what you get for stealing planets and abducting people.
Oh: Oh, you are thinking a mistake. Boov do not steal and abduct. No. Boov liberate and befriend.
Oh: What for are you did this?I am Boov, beloved by all humans.
Gratuity 'Tip' Tucci: I know what you are.
Oh: Excellent. Can I come into the out now?
Gratuity 'Tip' Tucci: No, you cannot come into the out now. You can never come into the out ever again.
Oh: But I can. You are just having to take away the piece of wood.well, then I will have to have to , I will shoot forth the lazers from my eyeballs.
Gratuity 'Tip' Tucci: You can do that?
Oh: Yes.
Gratuity 'Tip' Tucci: Well, if you shoot your eye lazers then I'll have no choice but to explode your head.
Oh: You humans cannot to explode...
Gratuity 'Tip' Tucci: We can too. We just don't much. It's considered rude.
Oh: Then, then I am granting you a truth. You are not to exploding heads and I will not do my devastating eye lakers.
Gratuity 'Tip' Tucci: Okay. Truths.
Oh: So, can I come into the out, now?
Gratuity 'Tip' Tucci: No. This is what you get for stealing planets and abducting people.
Oh: Oh, you are thinking a mistake. Boov do not steal and abduct. No. Boov liberate and befriend.
Captain Smek: You has made your mistake.
Oh: But I...
[Captain Smek interrupts]
Captain Smek: And many mistakes before that.
Oh: Wait I have not...
[Captain Smek interrupts]
Captain Smek: Many many many many...
Oh: Actually I have...
[Captain Smek interrupts]
Captain Smek: Maaany mistakes before that. So, I still has to erase you.
Oh: Why?
Captain Smek: You can not guarantee you would not make a mistake again.
Oh: But I would not.
Captain Smek: But you might.
Oh: But I would not.
Captain Smek: But you might.
Oh: But I would not.
Captain Smek: Oh, we can go round and round. Let's do it again.
Oh: But I would not.
Captain Smek: But you might.
Oh: But I would not.
Captain Smek: I love this.
[Oh holds both hands on his mouth, trying not to speak out, but fails]
Oh: But I would not.
Captain Smek: Aah.
Oh: But I...
[Captain Smek interrupts]
Captain Smek: And many mistakes before that.
Oh: Wait I have not...
[Captain Smek interrupts]
Captain Smek: Many many many many...
Oh: Actually I have...
[Captain Smek interrupts]
Captain Smek: Maaany mistakes before that. So, I still has to erase you.
Oh: Why?
Captain Smek: You can not guarantee you would not make a mistake again.
Oh: But I would not.
Captain Smek: But you might.
Oh: But I would not.
Captain Smek: But you might.
Oh: But I would not.
Captain Smek: Oh, we can go round and round. Let's do it again.
Oh: But I would not.
Captain Smek: But you might.
Oh: But I would not.
Captain Smek: I love this.
[Oh holds both hands on his mouth, trying not to speak out, but fails]
Oh: But I would not.
Captain Smek: Aah.
Oh: You can drives first and then...
Gratuity 'Tip' Tucci: You're not coming. I am trying to hide from the Boovs. I am not bringing one with me... You will just turn me in.
Oh: No I just needs a ride. I haves official Boov business out of in town.
Gratuity 'Tip' Tucci: Me too!
Oh: But I fix it your car!
Gratuity 'Tip' Tucci: So, I let you out of the freezer. We are even.
Gratuity 'Tip' Tucci: You're not coming. I am trying to hide from the Boovs. I am not bringing one with me... You will just turn me in.
Oh: No I just needs a ride. I haves official Boov business out of in town.
Gratuity 'Tip' Tucci: Me too!
Oh: But I fix it your car!
Gratuity 'Tip' Tucci: So, I let you out of the freezer. We are even.
